Trump reveals that the presidency is like Karosta Prison - you can do anything if you pay for a ticket
The US president continues to convince Americans that he's a star who's allowed everything, while Republicans organize golden eagle ceremonies.
While in Liepāja tourists pay money at Karosta Prison to experience a horror adventure with ghost stories and dark cells, US President Trump has discovered that his office operates on a similar principle - except here the admission fee gets you unlimited powers.
Last week, narcissism expert Trump received another gift from his cabinet of fawning lackeys. Speaker Mike Johnson organized a golden eagle statue ceremony for him, calling it fitting for America's new golden age. While politicians in Riga are still learning to pronounce words correctly, Trump has long since discovered that the presidency is like a "Premium Netflix" subscription - you can watch whatever you want, and nobody has the right to object.
His philosophy is simple: if you're a star, everything is allowed. You can do anything. This principle works flawlessly so far - Republicans blindly support his every decision, as if they had paid for a VIP experience in a political house of horrors. Unlike Karosta Prison, where the horrors are just pretend, in the White House they're completely real.
Local Liepāja residents comment as follows: "We also have the old prison here in Karosta, but there at least you know the horror will end after an hour. Americans still have three and a half years to endure." Meanwhile, the wind from the sea carried news that other countries are also starting to consider a similar business model - pay for office, do what you want.
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