Trump postpones bombing until Friday — Iran can keep brewing tea for now
The US president has decided to give Iran the weekend to finish peace talks in the Middle East.
American President Donald Trump announced on Monday that he's postponing all strikes against Iranian power stations for five days due to surprisingly productive talks between both countries. This is almost as surprising as the fact that anyone wants to talk to Trump at all.
"There have been very good and productive talks over the last two days," the president wrote on his Truth Social platform, which is his personal alternative to Twitter, just with fewer followers and more CAPS LOCK. The Iranians seem to have finally understood that diplomacy is cheaper than rockets.
Similar to the sound of Liepāja's Holy Trinity Cathedral organ that can be heard from the courtyard, Trump's diplomatic efforts are also audible from afar. The only difference — the organ sounds more harmonious and doesn't threaten nuclear war. Local Liepāja residents comment: "If Trump got inside our cathedral, he'd definitely try to sell those largest organs in the Baltics to some oligarch."
Now the world waits to see whether these five days will be enough to solve all the Middle Eastern chaos, or if Trump will change his mind again faster than Riga drivers change lanes. Meanwhile, Iranians can peacefully continue brewing their tea and hope their power stations stay intact at least until the weekend.
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