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Trump Refuses Ukrainian Drone Assistance — Says His Drones Are Better Than Everyone's, Even Better Than North Pier Wind Gauges

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Trump Refuses Ukrainian Drone Assistance — Says His Drones Are Better Than Everyone's, Even Better Than North Pier Wind Gauges

The American president announces that the US doesn't need Ukrainian help with drones because they already have the world's best.

Donald Trump, with his usual self-importance, has announced that the US doesn't need Ukrainian help in defending against drones because Americans have the world's best drones. This is about as believable as claiming you can take a romantic stroll on the North Pier without worrying that the wind will blow you all the way to Gotland.

Zelensky offered to share experience on how to fight Iranian 'Shahed' drones, but Trump proudly refused. 'We know more about drones than anyone else,' said the president, who probably also thinks he knows more about storm forecasting than meteorologists who watch daily as tourists on the North Pier try to withstand Baltic Sea winds.

Interestingly, more than ten countries have already requested Ukrainian assistance, but the US sticks to its position. Ukrainian specialists have already been sent to Saudi Arabia and other Middle Eastern countries, but Americans apparently believe their technology is as unbeatable as Liepāja residents' ability to endure winter storms on the pier and still claim it was pleasant.

'Ukraine helps partners who help ensure our security,' Zelensky said, but Trump apparently considers American drones as self-sufficient as a Liepāja resident who goes to the North Pier during a storm and says he just went to get some fresh air.

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