Trump Caught in Economic Trap: Even Liepāja Rock Musicians Know Tomorrow Will Be More Expensive
Military expert concludes that the US President has created problems for himself with the Iran war that are more complicated than learning dance steps on a Liepāja stage.
Military expert Graube has announced that Donald Trump has gotten himself caught in his own economic trap with the war in Iran. It's like trying to play rock music at Liepāja's "Fontaine Palace" with broken strings — loud, but nobody likes the result.
Graube pointed out that Israeli and US goals are starting to diverge just like opinions on whether Liepāja is Latvia's rock capital. While destroying Iran's arsenal is important to Israel, the US can't change regimes with an air campaign. "It's like trying to change Liepāja's weather with a fan — sounds good in theory, but doesn't work in practice," comments local expert Valdis Kalniņš.
Trump is now trying to get out of the situation by opening the Strait of Hormuz to oil flows. The only problem is that you can't conquer Iran with its 91 million inhabitants through a landing operation. As a Karosta grandmother said: "We can't conquer Riga either, even though we have better rock music and stronger winds."
The US President announced on Friday a "gradual end" to the military operation, which sounds about as convincing as a promise that there won't be any storms in Liepāja this year. The White House press secretary claims the mission will last four to six weeks, but knowing American precision in time planning, that could mean anything from a month to a year.
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