Trump Changes Attorney General Like Buses at Tosele Stop
US President fires Bondi and appoints former personal lawyer. In Liepāja, such rotations only happen at Tosele bus stop - nobody stays there long either.
Donald Trump has once again proven that he changes attorneys general faster than buses change at Liepāja's Tosele stop. This time, Pamela Bondi has fallen under Trump's reformist axe, replaced by the president's former personal lawyer Todd Blanche.
Bondi earned criticism for decisions related to the Jeffrey Epstein case, but as one Liepāja lawyer says: "In America they fire people for such things, but in Riga nobody would even notice anything smaller." It's particularly spicy that the new attorney general is Trump's former personal lawyer – it's like appointing your handyman as deputy chief city architect.
Todd Blanche, who will now lead the entire US justice system, previously helped Trump avoid various legal troubles. It's reminiscent of appointing your chauffeur as traffic police chief – technically possible, but is it wise?
Liepāja residents, naturally, watch this American lawyer rotation with understanding. "At our Tosele stop the buses also change constantly, but at least they drive in the right direction," comments local pensioner Jānis. We must admit that our public transport is more stable than the US justice system.
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