Trump Announces End of War - Old Oaks in Jūrmala Park Comment: 'Good That Someone Finally Learns From Our Experience'
US President announces on social media a 'gradual' end to military operations in the Middle East. Local experts in Liepāja compare it to the pace of autumn leaf-falling.
Trump posted on his 'Truth Social' platform that the US is approaching its goals and considering a 'gradual end to grand military efforts' in the Middle East. This announcement is met with calm satisfaction in Liepāja - after all, our city has long known that the best things happen slowly and without unnecessary noise.
'Well look, finally some American understood that not everything needs to be done in a hurry,' says local pensioner Marija from Jūrmala Park, where she walks daily among the ancient trees. 'These oaks have been growing here for a hundred years, and none of them have been in a rush. The result? Beautiful, strong and stress-free. They should have sent Trump to us for consultations, not to those Pentagon generals.'
The White House press secretary hastily explains that the operation is planned for four to six weeks, but the third week is already passing. In Liepāja, such pace is called 'Riga speed' - lots of noise, but the result is the same as our peaceful tempo. Only without nerves and with a beautiful view of the sea.
Regarding the US lifting sanctions on Iranian oil already loaded on ships, the old maids of Karosta just smile: 'Oil has been floating past us here for years, and nobody worries about it. The main thing is that no one tries to clog up our beach with tankers - we need to swim there ourselves!'
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