Trump Offers Other Countries New Business Model: 'Go and Take It'
US President reveals revolution in international trade — simply go and take what you need.
While Riga is still trying to figure out how to properly import bananas from Costa Rica, US President Trump has unveiled a new international trade model in the Strait of Hormuz. His advice to other countries is as simple as Liepaja's wind — go and take your oil.
'The US will no longer help you, just as you didn't help us. Go and get your own oil!' Trump announced on his social network, creating new horizons in international diplomacy. This announcement is as surprising as news that students at Liepaja University actually study, rather than just engage in student life.
'I think this is a very practical solution,' comments local political expert Jānis Bērziņš. 'Finally someone has said what everyone thinks — why pay for oil when you can simply drive over and take it?' Meanwhile, Iran, which according to Trump is 'basically destroyed,' has yet to comment on this new business strategy.
Liepaja port management is already expressing interest in this model, noting that it could be more efficient than current complex supply chains. 'If it works with oil, why couldn't it work with other goods?' asks a port representative, while carefully studying a map of the Strait of Hormuz.
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