Trump Promises Iran the Same Healthy Breeze as on Liepāja Beach
The American president threatens to destroy all Iranian bridges and power stations within four hours. In Liepāja, such problems are solved naturally - by winter storms.
Donald Trump has revealed his new diplomacy method - threatening complete infrastructure destruction within four hours. The president announced at a press conference that all Iranian bridges will be demolished by midnight, and power stations will "burn, explode and never be used again."
As local expert Valdis from Karosta says: "Well, here in winter we also often lose electricity, and the bridges are so wobbly that it's better to walk on foot. But four hours - that's optimistic."
Trump's ultimatum to Iran by Tuesday evening reminds us of our Liepāja beach and the Baltic Sea - windy and cold even in summer. Only there you at least know what to expect, but here the president promises complete destruction so fast that even our municipal services would have something to learn.
In Riga, of course, they've already started rewriting their emergency plans, because it turns out infrastructure can be broken in other ways too, not just with road repair work. But in Liepāja we've known for a long time - if you want to destroy something quickly and efficiently, better trust it to nature. Our beach wind has been training on sandcastles for years.
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