Trump Sends Floating Hospital to Greenland - Liepāja Karosta Doctors Offer Help
The American president has decided to treat Greenland's residents with a ship, while Liepāja has been successfully treating people for decades with sea air and tram shaking.
American President Donald Trump has announced he will send a floating hospital to Greenland to treat local residents. Apparently, the man hasn't heard about Liepāja's Karosta, where they've been successfully treating both soul and body ailments for decades with a combination of experienced doctors and maritime climate.
"What does he need a hospital for? Let him come to Karosta - we've got a hospital, sea, and history all in one place," comments Maija, a vendor at Liepāja's central market. "Our tram goes straight to the hospital, but he's fooling around with some ship."
While Denmark's defense minister has emphasized that Greenland doesn't need medical assistance, Liepāja doctors have already offered their expertise. "We treat locals and tourists from Riga here every day," says the head of Karosta hospital. "It's freezing there, but we have ideal conditions here - not too hot, not too cold, just right."
Meanwhile, Trump continues tweeting about Greenland, while Liepāja simply continues living and healing with proven methods. As one old Liepāja woman said: "What do we care about America - we have the best seaside and hospital in the Baltics ourselves."
Today's weather in Liepāja is ideal for hospital work - cloudy but no rain, just as it should be.
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