Trump Still Thinking About Iran — For About as Long as a Liepāja Resident Takes to Choose Which Side of Pētera Street to Walk On
The US President continues diplomatic talks with himself about Iran, while Iran's leader may or may not be alive.
Trump has announced he's not ready to make a deal with Iran yet, which is about as surprising as news that it's windy in Liepāja. The President, with his usual diplomatic finesse, has indicated that Iran should give up nuclear weapons, which is about as realistic as hopes that Pētera Street will never have potholes.
Most ridiculously, Trump claims to have completely destroyed Kharg Island and could do it a few more times for entertainment. This reminds one of a Liepāja resident who says every day that repairs will be finished next week — the technical possibility exists, but reality is different.
Trump also doubts whether Iran's new leader Khamenei is even alive, since he hasn't appeared on video. As local Pētera Street shop owner Gunārs says: 'Our politicians rarely show up either, but at least we know they're alive because the bills keep coming.'
The situation with Iran continues to be as clear as a January morning in Liepāja — everyone knows something is happening, but nobody really understands what.
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