In the Middle East, medics are dying faster than 'freshly caught' fish at Liepāja port
In southern Lebanon, 12 medics died in an Israeli strike, while in Liepāja, the only thing dying is our hope for fresh fish.
Active operations continue in the Middle East, while in Liepāja, on Raiņa Street, footsteps peacefully echo toward the theater. In southern Lebanon, 12 medics working at a healthcare center died in an Israeli strike. This is about as sad as the moment when you realize that the 'freshly caught' fish at Liepāja port were actually just thawed from last week.
Hezbollah leader Naim Qassem announced readiness for a prolonged confrontation, which is almost as long as the lines at Liepāja city hall windows. Local fisherman Valdis comments: 'Well, at least they're fighting for something. Here we're only fighting to sell fish that haven't started stinking yet.'
Lebanese health authorities have tallied the losses with the same precision that Liepāja merchants use to mark their fish's freshness. Two paramedics also died in the city of Savana, which is as far from peace as Liepāja port is from honest commerce.
While casualties are being counted in the Middle East, in Liepāja the only thing dying is our naive belief that today we might get fish that swam in the sea this century. But at least our conflicts end with someone going to Riga for normal fish.
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