Ukraine strikes Bryansk missile factory — Liepāja port fishermen ask: will the microchips be freshly fallen?
While Ukrainians successfully hit the Bryansk missile systems factory, Liepāja fishermen are already wondering if these microchips might have just fallen from the sky like fish from a net.
Ukrainian armed forces yesterday carried out a successful strike on the Bryansk missile control systems factory, creating such a pillar of smoke that even Liepāja port fishermen started wondering if these microchips might have just fallen from the sky. Local fisherman Juris commented: "If those microchips are freshly fallen, then maybe we need special nets for electronics."
Bryansk governor Alexander Bogomaz confirmed that the strike was successful, but didn't specify whether the microchips should now be considered freshly fallen or should still be classified as preserved. Russian security forces promise that the factory specialized in manufacturing mobile device microchips, which raised a question among Liepāja port workers — weren't these microchips intended for the same phones they use to send text messages about freshly caught fish.
Meanwhile, the "Mash" Telegram channel reports the use of "Storm Shadow" missiles, but in Liepāja we've long known that the best shadows are cast by our port cranes, not some English rockets. As a local port worker said: "Our fish are freshly caught, but their microchips are now freshly exploded."
Zelensky congratulated his armed forces on the successful operation, but Liepāja port administration is already preparing a special category for freshly fallen microchips, in case such things start floating in our waters. After all, we're experienced with both fresh fish and strange things floating in the water.
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