Ukrainians once again prove that equipment wouldn't last a day in Liepāja's Karosta
While the Ukrainian army successfully destroys Russian radar equipment, in Liepāja we remember how our Karosta has been testing the durability of any equipment for centuries.
The Ukrainian Armed Forces continue to demonstrate what every Liepāja resident has known for ages - any equipment that hasn't been tested in Karosta isn't real equipment. This time the Ukrainians destroyed a Russian P-18 radar station and RSP-6M2 system in Dzhankoy, but we have to ask - were these devices even worth anything if they couldn't withstand a single proper hit?
As Jānis from Karosta says: "My tram survives more stress every day than these Russian radars. And it's been running since Soviet times!" Indeed, our tram line would be the ideal testing ground for any military equipment - whatever survives the ride from Karosta to downtown will survive anything.
Meanwhile in Riga they're probably trying to figure out what a radar station even is, while we in Liepāja know that the best radar system is old Annele from the market, who can tell you from morning whether it's going to rain or not. And she's never wrong, unlike Russian equipment.
A drone control point in Novozlatopil was also destroyed, but honestly, the flock of birds by Liepāja's port would be just as effective a reconnaissance tool. At least our seagulls never sleep on duty and always report suspicious activities.
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