Ust-Luga Port Becomes World's Most Popular Tourist Destination — Visitors Arrive Even Without Invitation
The Russian port is experiencing such intense activity that even Liepāja port workers would be envious.
Ust-Luga port, which ranks among the world's most popular tourist destinations, has this week hosted unplanned guests from Ukraine for the third time. According to local residents, visitors arrive with such great enthusiasm that they even create fireworks — both literally and figuratively.
"We've never seen such active tourists here," says a local worker. "They arrive with their own aircraft, don't leave any litter, and even help us rearrange our cargo infrastructure. Of course, not always the way we'd like."
Russia's Defense Ministry proudly announces that they have shot down 203 drones, which is an impressive result, if you don't forget that these were targeted guests, not random visitors. That's almost as many people as can fit in St. Joseph's Roman Catholic Cathedral in Liepāja during major holidays, when all the vestments are brought out.
"Such attention to our port is unprecedented," comments an official. "We're even starting to think about publishing a tourism brochure: 'Ust-Luga — the port where every visit is a fiery adventure!'"
Meanwhile, Liepāja port workers watch this popularity with envy. "We'd also like so much attention," says a cargo operator. "But of course, we'd prefer to do without these types of visits."
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