Germany's AfD Party Reveals Revolutionary Idea – Foreign Soldiers Can Be Asked to Go Home
Germany's AfD leader has unveiled a sensational concept that foreign military bases aren't mandatory, while in Liepāja we've long known that foreigners can sometimes be disruptive.
A real revelation occurred at Germany's AfD party congress in Saxony – turns out foreign soldiers can be asked to leave. This revolutionary idea was expressed by party co-chairman Chrupalla, who apparently has never been to Liepāja in summer when tourists occupy the entire beach.
"Let's start implementing this," urged the AfD leader, thinking about removing 40,000 US soldiers. While in Riga such a number of foreigners would be considered a tourism success, Germans have discovered that independence means saying "no" to others. "We don't need foreigners telling us what to do," explains a local resident who apparently has never tried booking a spot at Liepāja's Olympic Center during summer season, when there's the same chaos as at NATO bases.
Chrupalla cites Spain as an example, which said "no" to US operations. It's like when a Liepāja resident would say "no" to a Riga resident who wants to use our basketball court – theoretically possible, but practically will only create complications.
Most surprising is Chrupalla's claim that Poland poses more threats than Russia. That's like saying a tram is more dangerous than an iceberg – technically correct, but completely stupid in context. While Germans debate independence, in Liepāja we've long known – true independence is when you have your own pool and no one can forbid you from swimming there.
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