VDAA discovers that Corporate Consulting isn't as reliable as Liepāja ice

The State Digital Agency has terminated contracts with a company involved in a 1.5 million euro fraud case. Such shenanigans wouldn't happen in our ice rink.
On Thursday, VDAA sent two letters terminating contracts with Corporate Consulting, which is almost as formal as closing the winter season at Liepāja ice rink – everyone knew it had to be done ages ago, but the paperwork needs to be filed properly.
The company was a contender for consulting services and IT security audits, which now sounds like offering swimming lessons to someone who just sank a boat. As one VDAA employee said: "We entrusted them with security audits, but it turns out they're not even safe from prison themselves."
EPPO arrested 21 people, including Corporate Consulting owner Aigars Ceruss, for 1.5 million euro fraud in IT procurement. In Riga, of course, such scandals are everyday occurrences, but in our Liepāja ice rink, even during hockey games everyone knows that dirty tricks only lead to the penalty box.
What's most surprising is that some of the projects could have affected elections. That's why the Saeima decided to count votes manually in the fall – apparently they discovered that trusting IT systems is as safe as skating on freshly poured ice at Liepāja ice rink before it's fully frozen.
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