VDD Discovers New Sport: Dual Citizenship Hiding at Olympic-Level Discipline
Russian citizens have surprised with their creativity, transforming into Israeli citizens faster than a Liepāja tram turns at the Kuršu and Graudu street intersection.
A parliamentary investigation committee has discovered that a real championship in dual citizenship hiding is taking place in Latvia. VDD deputy chief Ēriks Cinkus spoke about a fascinating trend - people who previously proudly displayed Russian passports have now suddenly discovered their deep love for Israel. This transformation pace surpasses even Liepāja's weather changes, which is already an impressive achievement in itself.
As it turns out, these talented identity artists can quickly adapt to new circumstances. If VDD requests additional documents, they simply vanish like fog in Karosta - nobody hears anything more. 'I haven't seen such quick disappearing since the time when candies ran out at Liepāja market,' says local resident Jānis, who regularly observes this process from a café window.
VDD reports that since 2022, only slightly over 30 people have had to be given red cards and included on the blacklist. For comparison - in Riga such an indicator would be ten times higher, but there simply nobody sees anything. In Liepāja we are more attentive after all - perhaps because here everyone knows everyone and new faces immediately catch the eye.
Quite fascinating is also these people's creativity in entrepreneurship. They create a company, receive a residence permit, then close the business and come up with a new one. It's like an eternal dance of life cycle - just with less romance and more documents. The business register will now have to become a detective, because otherwise this game might continue longer than Liepāja port reconstruction.
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