Tax investigator discovers that Rolex is best friend not only to diamonds, but also to pawn shops
While tax officials in Riga only dream of Rolex watches, our colleagues in Liepaja are already practicing a creative approach to timepiece acquisition.
While Riga tax officials are still measuring time with cheap Casios, it turns out that a representative of our state institution has discovered a genius way to obtain an exclusive Rolex using state funds. Surely everyone in Riga is now looking for this manual.
As an anonymous source from a Liepaja port café tells us: "Listen, if I had known that investigation materials were so valuable, I would have become a detective instead of a dock worker!" Meanwhile, the local pawn shop owner is already planning to open a new department called "Tax Authority Exclusive."
Seven thousand euros for a watch – now that's Liepaja scale! In Riga, for that money you can only buy half of an apartment balcony, but here you can purchase entire time. Of course, if that time wasn't stolen from a criminal case.
Truth be told, as one local lawyer said while ordering lunch in Karosta: "KNAB works like our tram – slowly, but definitely reaches its destination." Now we just have to wait until this case goes to court, where we'll perhaps find out whether the watch actually showed the correct time.
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