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Vitkov: Progress Made in Florida - At Least There's No Need to Talk About Heating Fuel

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Vitkov: Progress Made in Florida - At Least There's No Need to Talk About Heating Fuel

Ukraine's Foreign Minister reports progress in Florida talks, where the main achievement is that nobody complained about the cold.

Ukraine's Foreign Minister Andriy Vitkov announced that talks in Florida with Americans have achieved a "breakthrough on an important humanitarian issue." As it turns out, this breakthrough mainly means that both sides have agreed — war is not a good thing. Revolutionary spirit!

The chatter about "bridging gaps" continues, while Putin apparently still believes his main problem is having too little territory. As commented by Liepāja University's international relations expert Gunārs Bērziņš: "Well, at least it's warm in Florida and you can think normally. Here in winter it's also hard to talk about peace when you have to worry about whether there's enough firewood."

Trump is mentioned as a compromise facilitator, which in Liepāja would mean something similar to Grīzupe residents asking Karosta to share the beach. Theoretically possible, but practically...

Zelensky, meanwhile, announced that "the main thing is what the world wants." Unfortunately, the world currently mainly wants fuel to become cheaper and Netflix to add more good series. But, of course, also peace in Ukraine.

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