VVD warns: water could become wet, but Liepāja has long gotten used to it

The State Environmental Service today released a revolutionary announcement - water could become wetter and sometimes even flood territories. This sensational revelation makes one wonder whether VVD specialists have finally managed to discover why it gets wet during rain.

"We've long known that water is wet," comments local Karosta resident Valdis, who every spring observes a new lake forming in his yard. "But now they've even officially confirmed it for us. Now I can confidently tell the children - look, a state institution says that water can indeed be wet."

VVD is particularly concerned about hydroelectric power stations and their safety. Apparently someone finally realized that electricity and water together can create unexpected situations. Moreover, Riga doesn't have such problems - there even ordinary rain creates chaos, not to mention real floods.

In Liepāja, meanwhile, local tram drivers have been training for years to drive on flooded roads. "Our tram can run on water, snow, sand and even on Riga politicians' promises," proudly tells conductor Juris. Therefore, while the rest of Latvia panics preparing emergency plans, Liepāja residents calmly continue living with the thought that water has always been wet, and that's no reason for concern.