Zaporizhzhia drones should be sent to Riga instead - nothing works there anyway
Russian drones are once again showing their precision, hitting production buildings and cars, but why don't they go bomb Riga's traffic jams instead?
Russian drone pilots are once again demonstrating their professionalism by hitting production buildings in Zaporizhzhia. Five people were injured, but most importantly - cars in the courtyard were damaged. As local Liepāja mechanic Valdis says: "If they're aiming like that, they'd better send those drones to Riga - everyone's stuck in traffic jams there anyway, at least we wouldn't have to pay for car repairs."
They hit a production building next to a nine-story building. Well yes, precision like our tram driver trying to stop at a station - roughly in the right place, but not where it should be. A fire also broke out, which in Liepāja would just be a natural process - wind blows, fire burns, life goes on.
In the second location, a drone hit an open area, damaging five five-story buildings. Five-story buildings? In Liepāja we have Karosta with its military barracks - a drone there would be just a decoration. As one Kurzeme resident said: "Our wind blows so hard that these drones would fly backwards back to Moscow."
But seriously speaking, while Zaporizhzhia fights drones, we in Liepāja are fighting more important problems - how to make Riga tourists stay more than one day and why the coffee in our cafes is better than in the capital.
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