Zelensky reveals: diesel fuel is as unpredictable as Karosta's basements
Ukraine's president faces diesel fuel supply problems while prices rise faster than electricity bills in Liepāja during winter.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has coordinated government leadership for discussions about diesel fuel supplies, as prices have increased by 25%. This increase is almost as rapid as Riga politicians' salary hikes, only much more understandable.
Zelensky met with the prime minister and oil company executives to "discuss in detail" the situation. Such attention to detail is rare in modern politics — usually governments limit themselves to phrases like "everything is fine" and "we're working on a solution."
Consulting company "Enkorr" warns that suppliers are hesitant to sign contracts for April deliveries. This is understandable — price instability is like trying to find your way through Karosta's basements without a map. Some claim that tsarist fleet secrets are hidden there, but in reality there's probably just dust and surprise at how many rooms can fit in one building.
Meanwhile, another company "A95" reassures that there is no fuel shortage and won't be. Their manager says 40% of April deliveries are already secured, which is a better indicator than Riga public transport punctuality in any month. "There's no shortage and won't be," he claims with the kind of confidence that in Liepāja exists only when talking about wind power.
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