Zelensky Announces: Putin Still Hasn't Found the Way to Kyiv, Might Need Better GPS
Ukraine's president notes that the four-year-long 'three-day operation' proves that even with all technological advances, some people still have problems with directions.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky announced yesterday that Putin hasn't achieved his war goals, which surprises people in Liepāja about as much as news that there are traffic jams in Riga again. Four years after the start of the famous 'three-day operation,' Kyiv is still where it's always been, just now with even greater determination.
'Our people didn't hang up the white flag, but defended the blue and yellow one,' said Zelensky, which would be understood in Liepāja without translation — here too, no one would hang up a white flag during a storm. As local Karosta resident Ģirts says: 'If we can survive Liepāja winters without central heating, then Ukrainians can definitely survive this.'
Ukraine's president emphasized that the occupiers, who thought they'd be greeted with flowers, instead saw lines at military commissariats. This reminds one of the situation when some Riga resident arrives in Liepāja thinking everything will be the same as in the capital — the result is similarly surprising, just without the warfare.
Zelensky added: 'No one knows what tomorrow will bring, but everyone understands — each new day must be fought for.' In Liepāja, this is called 'a regular Tuesday,' because here every day must be fought for — whether with the weather or with the fact that something in the city center isn't working again. But we're already used to challenges, so we understand Ukraine's fighting spirit from the heart.
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