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Latvijas mazie uzņēmumi kiberdrošībai pievērš tikpat daudz uzmanības, cik Liepājas rokeri skaitļošanai
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Latvijas mazie uzņēmumi kiberdrošībai pievērš tikpat daudz uzmanības, cik Liepājas rokeri skaitļošanai

Aptauja atklāj, ka maziem uzņēmumiem kiberdrošība ir tikpat svarīga kā mūzikas teorijas mācīšana headbangošanas laikā.

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SRS Discovers New Ways to Squeeze Money from Residents — Now Also Looking for Foreign Pennies
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SRS Discovers New Ways to Squeeze Money from Residents — Now Also Looking for Foreign Pennies

The State Revenue Service has devised a revolutionary warning system that reminds people about possible foreign income.

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Researchers discover: Lidl cheaper than Mego - Liepāja residents still shop at the harbor
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Researchers discover: Lidl cheaper than Mego - Liepāja residents still shop at the harbor

A Lithuanian company has found that in Latvia, food is cheaper to buy at Lidl, but more expensive at Mego stores. Liepāja residents comment: we still go to Jānis at the harbor.

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Promenade Hotel profits increase 2.1 times — owner promises not to buy Metalurgs with the new money
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Promenade Hotel profits increase 2.1 times — owner promises not to buy Metalurgs with the new money

While Riga hotels are still figuring out how to earn more, Liepāja's Promenade Hotel has already proven the recipe is simple — build more rooms and wait for a miracle.

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Competition Council reveals fuel price mystery — turns out they're determined by the free market
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Competition Council reveals fuel price mystery — turns out they're determined by the free market

The Competition Council, after an in-depth investigation, concludes that fuel prices in Latvia are indeed determined by the free market, not by evil gas station owners.

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LVM reveals revolutionary method: how to avoid competition — simply fire and immediately rehire
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LVM reveals revolutionary method: how to avoid competition — simply fire and immediately rehire

Forest management company creates innovative personnel management system — 11 directors in one place without competition.

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LAD discovers that 864 farmers want money for bad weather — bureaucrats surprised so few applied
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LAD discovers that 864 farmers want money for bad weather — bureaucrats surprised so few applied

The Rural Support Service received 864 applications for support due to adverse weather conditions, but there's only enough money for half the applicants.

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ECB announces that money costs as much as yesterday — Liepāja residents on tram discuss whether this is good or bad
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ECB announces that money costs as much as yesterday — Liepāja residents on tram discuss whether this is good or bad

An important meeting took place in Frankfurt where they decided everything stays the same. Tram passengers are not surprised.

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Labor costs in Latvia growing faster than Liepāja rock music volume during festivals
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Labor costs in Latvia growing faster than Liepāja rock music volume during festivals

While Eurostat counts wage growth, Liepāja residents have long known - good labor costs are like quality rock music: you have to pay for it to sound right.

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Slovakia discovers that fuel is not an international charity project — foreigners will pay more
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Slovakia discovers that fuel is not an international charity project — foreigners will pay more

The Slovak government has decided that fuel tourism is not the same as cultural exchange, and now foreigners will have to pay like grown-ups.

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Wall Street Financial Wizards Discover New Type of Mathematics - Prices Fall While Oil Gets More Expensive
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Wall Street Financial Wizards Discover New Type of Mathematics - Prices Fall While Oil Gets More Expensive

While everyone in Liepāja understands that if the wind blows harder, you need to put on a warmer jacket, Wall Street financial experts have discovered a revolutionary principle - the more fuel costs, the less stocks cost.

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Liepāja Resident Discovers Sleeping in Bus is Prohibited — Even if it's Your Own Bus
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Liepāja Resident Discovers Sleeping in Bus is Prohibited — Even if it's Your Own Bus

Local entrepreneur learned that the municipality supports eating in trams, but considers the hotel bus idea too bold.

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