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White House clarifies that Vance meant diplomatic 'instruments', not nuclear weapons
American politicians once again create confusion with their words, while in Liepāja everyone understands each other without translation.
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Iranian Leader in Coma, Qom Becomes Political Ice Rink
Mojtaba Khamenei's sleeping tournament in Qom has lasted longer than planned, while the regime searches for a new player lineup.
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Trump Promises Iran the Same Healthy Breeze as on Liepāja Beach
The American president threatens to destroy all Iranian bridges and power stations within four hours. In Liepāja, such problems are solved naturally - by winter storms.
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Rotbergs Declares Savings: 47 Thousand Euros or Durbe's Annual Budget
Deputy Rotbergs has declared 47,454 euros in savings, which is exactly as much as our neighbor Durbe spends annually on tranquility.
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State Controller Litvins reveals that debts can also decrease like Liepāja wind in winter
A member of the State Audit Council has declared that his debts have decreased slightly, but still exceed 200 thousand. The Riga-based official continues to control others' spending.
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Parliament Invents 116 Ways to Say 'Don't Understand, Will Review in Committee' During Winter
Deputies reviewed 116 initiatives during the winter session, sending most of them to committees because they found them too complicated to handle themselves.
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Israel Discovers New Oil Chemistry Formula: 0% Production Plus 100% Explosions
Israel has destroyed 85% of Iran's petrochemical exports, proving that sometimes the best chemistry is the kind that doesn't happen at all.
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Parliament worked this winter like Liepājas Metalurgs before playoffs: 64 laws, of which 12 new
Parliamentarians passed 64 laws during the winter session, of which only 12 were new. The remaining 52 were amendments, reminiscent of Riga's attempts to improve its reputation.
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LBAS Invites MPs to Meeting Where They'll Talk About Overtime Longer Than Overtime Itself
Trade unions and employers continue to fight over whether employees earn twice as much or only one and a half times more than usual during overtime.
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Government Finally Realizes Airspace Also Needs Bureaucracy
After years, the government has discovered that Latvia's airspace operates without proper bureaucracy. Now every aircraft will have to queue like at the Liepāja Theatre.
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Parliament to Decide on Pensions in April: Will Latvia Have Money or Just Dreams
A parliamentary committee will study pension system sustainability in mid-April, while residents continue dreaming about withdrawing their own money. At least they can warm up for free at the ice rink.
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96.4% of state officials honestly admit they have nothing to hide
Almost all state officials have submitted their declarations, but two top officials are possibly still looking for papers under the couch. In Liepāja, we only see such great honesty in Rose Square, where everyone honestly admits they're coming to meet their beloved.
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