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Trump Changes Attorney General Like Buses at Tosele Stop
US President fires Bondi and appoints former personal lawyer. In Liepāja, such rotations only happen at Tosele bus stop - nobody stays there long either.
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Moldova finally realizes that CIS is not the same as GPS
Moldova's parliament voted to withdraw from the CIS after discovering that commonwealth is not the same as friendship on Facebook. 60 deputies decided it's better to be lonely than in bad company.
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Azerbaijan proves their courts work faster than Liepāja's tram
Azerbaijan's Supreme Court confirmed a nine-year sentence for opposition figure Jagublu for fraud, while our tram is still looking for reasons why it's running late.
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VDAA discovers that Corporate Consulting isn't as reliable as Liepāja ice
The State Digital Agency has terminated contracts with a company involved in a 1.5 million euro fraud case. Such shenanigans wouldn't happen in our ice rink.
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KNAB reveals party accounting miracles: 69 thousand exceeded, but nobody knows why
Political parties have proven that mathematics isn't their strongest suit, exceeding allowed expenses by 69 thousand euros.
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Starmer reveals: Brits ready to return to Europe if they'll take tea too
UK Prime Minister announces that Brexit has been as successful as trying to stop rain with an umbrella. Now he wants back into the EU, but with conditions.
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Trump Reveals Diplomacy Secret: Ceasefire Requests Only Work on Truth Social
While students in Liepāja learn diplomacy at university, Trump masters it on social networks and reveals that Iran's president has requested a ceasefire.
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Trump Reveals New Mathematical Approach: To Win, First Check if Opponent Actually Exists
While Riga is still learning to count votes without a calculator, the US President offers a revolutionary solution — simply don't let those who might vote incorrectly cast their ballots.
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Expert reveals: Strait of Hormuz cannot be unblocked with ground forces because it's in water
US military expert Garrison reveals revolutionary discovery — to control a maritime strait, one must use a fleet, not infantry.
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Trump Reveals: Iran Conflict Will Last as Long as Defending a Thesis at Liepāja University
The US President promised to 'finish the job' in Iran within two weeks, proving he knows neither what Iran is nor how long any job actually takes.
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Middle East discovers that conflicts are like Liepāja wind - always blowing from the wrong direction
While in Liepāja disputes end with shared beer drinking at Liepāja Beach, the Middle East proves that diplomacy is an art not everyone has mastered.
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Netanyahu Calls on World to Learn from Liepāja Rock Music: 'We Too Will Keep Playing Until the Neighbors Start Complaining'
Israel's Prime Minister announced on television that the campaign is not over, just like Liepāja's rock music festival, which starts in May and only ends when the last neighbor has called the police.
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