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While CVK assures that all elections in October will proceed without problems, the IT procurement scandal reveals that security is as mythical as Karosta's secret chambers.
US Defense Secretary announces that conflict with Iran will be resolved faster than it takes a Liepāja resident to get from the Railway Station to Karosta.
While Hungary continues playing 'block everything possible', the EU decided to give Ukraine 80 million from Russia's frozen money, as it's the only money that actually belongs to someone else.
Zelensky reveals that Russia is offering an ultimatum with a two-month guarantee — about as reliable as Liepāja weather forecasts.
US President reveals revolution in international trade — simply go and take what you need.
While Riga is still figuring out how to punish those who don't use tickets, Iran has already discovered the ultimate penalty system.
Latvia's Foreign Minister announces in Kyiv a new tribunal that will punish Russia as sternly as 'Liepājas Metalurgs' fans punish opponent goals with boos.
Pezeshkian reveals that Iran wants to end the war if guarantees are given. Liepāja residents suggest a meeting at Rose Square, where even the biggest dramas end with a peace kiss.
Ruginiene reveals that Lithuania is ready for talks with Belarus, if only Lukashenko finally learns to control his balloons and stops his migrant export business.
While Riga is still trying to figure out why one pocket doesn't have room for two passports, LPV has decided to solve the dual citizenship problem with a radical method.
Israeli Minister Katz reveals plans to occupy part of Lebanon, justifying it with security. Liepāja residents have been living with a similar situation for centuries — the Liepāja wind.
The President has confirmed that Latvia's warning system is as reliable as the Tosele bus stop schedule - always shows something different than what's actually happening.