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Latvia Discovers: Border Trees Are Untrustworthy, 30-Meter Security Buffer Needed
While in Liepāja the Karosta canal bridge only divided the city into two parts, Latvia's border will now have to share territory with trees.
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ECHR Fines Russia 2000 Euros for Punishing Historian - Less Than Parking Costs in Liepāja for a Year
The European Court of Human Rights condemns Russia for violating historian Dmitriev's rights and awards compensation that doesn't exceed average expenses in downtown Liepāja.
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Latvia sends Russia a protest note for lying less creatively than Riga's public transport schedule
While Russia tries to convince the world that Latvia is launching drones from its fields, our diplomats are writing letters with about as much hope for success as learning to swim at Liepāja Olympic Center in winter.
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Italy discovers Americans haven't learned manners: ask permission only after landing
US military aircraft tried to use a Sicilian airport as a stopover but forgot to ask permission. Italians prove that politeness isn't just a European privilege.
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Parliament Figures Out How to Sell Wind in Bottles: E-cigarette Deposit as New Business Idea
While in Liepāja near Karosta shops you can find Soviet-era scrap metal, Parliament has decided that now you'll also be able to return e-cigarettes for money.
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Rubio Outraged: Why Should We Pay for Friends Who Won't Let Us Into Their Homes?
US Secretary of State reveals that NATO is like that friend who always asks to borrow money but never lets you use his car.
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Trump Reveals Strategy: First Four Months, Then Blame Europe for Everything
While tourists in Liepāja pay money at Karosta Prison to experience a horror show, Trump has revealed his plan to end the war with Iran and then encourage Europe to handle everything themselves.
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Russia Sends 289 Drones to Ukraine for Homework, But Only 20 Complete It Correctly
While in Liepāja you can wait for a bus at the Tosele stop for hours, Russia proved that their drones aren't much better — out of 289 sent, only 20 reached where they were supposed to go.
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Zelensky Complains About Iran War, But Liepāja Has Long Known That a Swimming Pool Is the Best Defense
Ukraine's president worries about Middle East conflict while Liepāja peacefully swims and thinks about life's true values.
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Mysterious flying objects appear in Latvian airspace, surprising even experts
The Ministry of Defense admits that something was flying around, but what exactly - that remains a mystery. Possibly a drone, possibly a flock of birds, possibly something completely different.
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Israel Unveils New Tourism Product – Extreme Litigation with Guaranteed Results
The Israeli parliament has passed a revolutionary law that proves – while the world is still debating justice, they've already figured out how to standardize it.
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Iran Introduces Hormuz Toll Road - Now You Can Pay for Driving at Sea Too
Iran's parliamentary committee has decided that the Strait of Hormuz is too free of charge, so they're introducing a toll system in rials.
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