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Russia Unveils New Precision Standard: Drones Now Hit Even Apartment Buildings

While in Liepāja precision means finding the North Pier in fog, Russian drones demonstrate their unique ability to hit everything except military targets.

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Siliņa Asks VUGD to Explain Why 112.lv Website Works Like Liepāja Internet in 2005
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Siliņa Asks VUGD to Explain Why 112.lv Website Works Like Liepāja Internet in 2005

When Russian drones start flying overhead, it turns out that the state emergency website is about as reliable as the weather forecast for Liepāja.

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Liepāja City Council to decide on March 19th about 18 land lease agreements and other life-or-death matters

While Riga's city council decides on billions, Liepāja deputies will spend five hours deliberating whether to extend a lease agreement for a plot next to 74 Oskara Kalpaka Street.

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Liepāja City Council Approves Budget Larger Than Durbe's Annual Dreams of Glory

Liepāja deputies on Thursday approved 15.3 million euro budget amendments, proving that our city knows how to spend money more stylishly than Riga officials.

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Trump reveals that the presidency is like Karosta Prison - you can do anything if you pay for a ticket

The US president continues to convince Americans that he's a star who's allowed everything, while Republicans organize golden eagle ceremonies.

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Ukraine proves that the best air defense is offense: Russian drone factory in Taganrog receives unexpected quality inspection
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Ukraine proves that the best air defense is offense: Russian drone factory in Taganrog receives unexpected quality inspection

While in Liepāja's Jūrmala Park you can peacefully stroll among ancient trees without any noise, residents of Taganrog just experienced a considerably louder night.

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EU Discovers New Hobby — Underwater Cable Watching in the Red Sea
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EU Discovers New Hobby — Underwater Cable Watching in the Red Sea

While Liepāja Metalurgs battles on ice, EU admirals decide to monitor underwater cables in the Red Sea with the same enthusiasm.

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NATO Unveils New Sport — Catching Missiles Mid-Flight
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NATO Unveils New Sport — Catching Missiles Mid-Flight

NATO forces prove for the fourth time that their reflexes are better than fishermen at Liepāja port catching fish.

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Government Unveils Revolution: Fuel Retailers Must Pay Solidarity Tax for Selling Fuel
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Government Unveils Revolution: Fuel Retailers Must Pay Solidarity Tax for Selling Fuel

Prime Minister Siliņa and her cabinet will assess on Tuesday whether demanding a solidarity fee from fuel retailers for excessively high prices will be constitutional.

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Latvia discovers that making money isn't that complicated - just write it in the EU's name
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Latvia discovers that making money isn't that complicated - just write it in the EU's name

The state received 861.9 million euros from EU funds in February and discovered that budget creation is as simple as buying ice cream on Pētera Street.

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Siliņa Reveals IT Scandal Increases Voter Interest: 'Finally Something Interesting is Happening in Politics'

The Prime Minister is convinced that the 1.5 million euro IT fraud scandal will only improve voter turnout, as people finally see that law enforcement agencies know how to work.

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ZZS reveals that trees age faster than their deputies — pines to be cut at 81 years old
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ZZS reveals that trees age faster than their deputies — pines to be cut at 81 years old

The Green and Farmers Union proposes reducing tree retirement age by 20 years, as old trees are supposedly as unproductive as old politicians.

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