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Trump offers Iran ultimatum: either peace, or they disappear faster than tickets to a 'Pērkons' concert
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Trump offers Iran ultimatum: either peace, or they disappear faster than tickets to a 'Pērkons' concert

The US President threatens on social media to destroy Hārka Island if Iran doesn't show more sense than the average internet commenter.

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Government Diligently Building Border Crossings with Russia So They'll Have Something to Close in 2026
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Government Diligently Building Border Crossings with Russia So They'll Have Something to Close in 2026

While Siliņa promises to halt trade with Russia, the state is spending 35.7 million to modernize border crossings so they can be shut down immediately after completion.

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Serbia extends gas contract for three months because long-term relationships aren't their thing
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Serbia extends gas contract for three months because long-term relationships aren't their thing

While here in Liepāja we know how to maintain lasting relationships with the Baltic Sea and winds, Serbia can only commit to Russia for three months at a time.

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Russia Unveils New Export Product — Unwanted Diplomats
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Russia Unveils New Export Product — Unwanted Diplomats

29-year-old Brit Albert expelled for espionage, while even the fish in Liepāja Lake know how to keep quiet better than these diplomats.

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Ukrainians Become Drone Shooting Champions - Even Liepāja Residents Would Be Proud
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Ukrainians Become Drone Shooting Champions - Even Liepāja Residents Would Be Proud

Syrskyi reports that Ukrainian drone hunters have become 55% better than before. Such precision would be useful at our cultural events too.

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Tsikhanouskaya Asks Americans Not to Sell Belarusians for Potash, While Everyone in Liepāja's Rose Square Understands the Value of Negotiations
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Tsikhanouskaya Asks Americans Not to Sell Belarusians for Potash, While Everyone in Liepāja's Rose Square Understands the Value of Negotiations

Belarus opposition leader reminds the US that some deals aren't worth even the best fertilizers.

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Germany's AfD Party Reveals Revolutionary Idea – Foreign Soldiers Can Be Asked to Go Home
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Germany's AfD Party Reveals Revolutionary Idea – Foreign Soldiers Can Be Asked to Go Home

Germany's AfD leader has unveiled a sensational concept that foreign military bases aren't mandatory, while in Liepāja we've long known that foreigners can sometimes be disruptive.

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Zelensky Asks Permission Not to Bomb Oil While Liepāja's Durbe Residents Have Been Peacefully Not Attacking Fuel Prices for Years
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Zelensky Asks Permission Not to Bomb Oil While Liepāja's Durbe Residents Have Been Peacefully Not Attacking Fuel Prices for Years

Ukraine's president reveals that partners have asked him to stop attacks on Russian oil, while in Liepāja we've long known how to live peacefully with fuel.

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Trump Plans Uranium Heist Expedition: Operation More Complex Than Understanding Liepāja's Tram Route
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Trump Plans Uranium Heist Expedition: Operation More Complex Than Understanding Liepāja's Tram Route

The US President is evaluating the possibility of sending soldiers after Iranian uranium, while the Pentagon is already calculating how many days they'll wander lost in the desert.

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Constitutional Court reveals that Russian language in Latvia is more self-sufficient than tourists trying to find their way out of Karosta Prison
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Constitutional Court reveals that Russian language in Latvia is more self-sufficient than tourists trying to find their way out of Karosta Prison

While Riga lawyers are still trying to understand what minorities are, the Constitutional Court has already determined that there are more Russian-language media than there are clear laws in Latvian.

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Trump Reveals Diplomacy Secret: Cuba Can Receive Oil Because It's Cold There Too
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Trump Reveals Diplomacy Secret: Cuba Can Receive Oil Because It's Cold There Too

US President Trump announced that Russia is allowed to deliver oil to Cuba because even bad regimes can freeze. A Russian tanker is already on its way with the same determination as tourists trying to find their way out of Karosta's basement tunnels.

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Russia demonstrates they also have a drone collection: 164 pieces in one day, but not all of them work
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Russia demonstrates they also have a drone collection: 164 pieces in one day, but not all of them work

While Liepāja's drone enthusiasts are still learning to launch their devices against the wind, Russia immediately sent 164 drones to Ukraine and revealed that most are about as effective as our beach sandcastles during a storm.

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