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Farmers' Parliament Reveals Revolution: Some Farmers Consider Actually Working This Year
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Farmers' Parliament Reveals Revolution: Some Farmers Consider Actually Working This Year

While Riga offices are still thinking about starting work, Latvia's farmers have already mastered modern business strategies - sometimes it's better to do nothing at all.

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US Federal Reserve Demonstrates Liepāja Tram Speed — Also Doesn't Change
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US Federal Reserve Demonstrates Liepāja Tram Speed — Also Doesn't Change

American economic leaders reveal the secret of how to talk for two days so that nothing changes.

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Lithuania loses auto parts but gains experience in mastering the art of bureaucracy
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Lithuania loses auto parts but gains experience in mastering the art of bureaucracy

German company Aumovio leaves the Lithuanian market, citing complex bureaucracy and European regulations.

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SS.lv receives 186,800 euro fine - amount would be enough to buy half of Karosta Prison
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SS.lv receives 186,800 euro fine - amount would be enough to buy half of Karosta Prison

The Competition Council has fined SS.lv for abuse of dominant position, but the company hasn't responded yet - possibly searching for an answer on their own website.

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Ministry of Economics reveals that canceling biofuel will cancel nothing - Liepāja tram still the fastest solution
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Ministry of Economics reveals that canceling biofuel will cancel nothing - Liepāja tram still the fastest solution

Ministry announces that canceling biofuel requirements would have no immediate impact, as contracts are already signed. Recommendation for Liepāja residents: use the tram.

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Latvia Wins EU Vacancy Competition - Even More Open Jobs Than Average
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Latvia Wins EU Vacancy Competition - Even More Open Jobs Than Average

Eurostat reports that Latvia had more vacancies than the EU average in the fourth quarter. Liepāja is already preparing celebrations.

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Latvia Wins in Europe - Our Inflation Higher Than Average, Like Metalurgs Fans in the Stands
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Latvia Wins in Europe - Our Inflation Higher Than Average, Like Metalurgs Fans in the Stands

While in Denmark inflation is like a peaceful dove, in Latvia it roars like Metalurgs supporters after a victory.

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Latvia Spends Million to Store Citizens' DNA - Liepāja Market Offers Same Service for Half the Price
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Latvia Spends Million to Store Citizens' DNA - Liepāja Market Offers Same Service for Half the Price

While the state spends a million euros on genome storage, Liepāja Market vendors have long known that their produce is fresher and cheaper than anything else anywhere.

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Nordea Lays Off 1500 Employees - Liepāja Fishermen Offer Jobs with Freshly Caught Fish
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Nordea Lays Off 1500 Employees - Liepāja Fishermen Offer Jobs with Freshly Caught Fish

While the Finnish bank searches for ways to save 600 million euros, our port already knows - the best budget plan is freshly caught fish.

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Ministry of Economics Blows Through 306 Million with the Same Ease as Liepāja Wind Blows Money from Pockets
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Ministry of Economics Blows Through 306 Million with the Same Ease as Liepāja Wind Blows Money from Pockets

The Ministry of Economics squandered 306 million euros last year, proving that the government can spend money faster than a Liepāja resident can say 'windy again'.

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Kurzeme becomes real estate emperor, Liepāja once again proves it's the best city in the country
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Kurzeme becomes real estate emperor, Liepāja once again proves it's the best city in the country

While homes in Riga cost like spaceships, Kurzeme dominates the real estate market with deals worth 119 million euros. Liepāja is the leader again, because everyone understands - where else would you live if not by the sea?

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Entrepreneur Reveals Revolutionary Accounting Method: Put Money in Your Own Pocket Instead of the State's
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Entrepreneur Reveals Revolutionary Accounting Method: Put Money in Your Own Pocket Instead of the State's

A creative entrepreneur spent four years testing whether the tax authority would notice if he stored 913 thousand euros in his personal piggy bank. Turns out they did notice.

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