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In Prauliena, driving licenses turned out to be as necessary as a ticket to Karosta Prison
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In Prauliena, driving licenses turned out to be as necessary as a ticket to Karosta Prison

In Prauliena parish, two drivers without licenses collided, proving that for some people, the CSDD exam seems more complicated than escaping from Karosta Prison.

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Sunday's 79 accidents — fewer than fishermen in Liepāja port who called in sick
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Sunday's 79 accidents — fewer than fishermen in Liepāja port who called in sick

Latvia registered 79 traffic accidents on Sunday, but Liepāja fishermen say that's nothing — they see just as many collisions every day at the port with their 'freshly caught' fish.

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Train and Bus Perform Tragic Duet in Bangladesh - Liepāja Theatre Would Have Staged It Better
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Train and Bus Perform Tragic Duet in Bangladesh - Liepāja Theatre Would Have Staged It Better

In Cumilla district, vehicles proved that without a director, you shouldn't attempt dramatic performances on railway crossings.

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BTA reveals: Latvia's roads have transformed into meteor fields, but in Liepāja stones only fly in Karosta
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BTA reveals: Latvia's roads have transformed into meteor fields, but in Liepāja stones only fly in Karosta

Insurance company reports record-high 4000 euro compensation for flying stone, but Liepāja residents note that here stones only fly at tourists' heads.

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Saturday Show on Latvian Roads: 102 Accidents or When Everyone Decided to Be Schumacher
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Saturday Show on Latvian Roads: 102 Accidents or When Everyone Decided to Be Schumacher

In the past 24 hours, Latvian drivers proved that nothing is impossible - even 102 accidents in one day. Riga residents, naturally, won with 268 emergency calls.

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ZZS reveals shocking truth: foreigners drive without exams like Liepāja residents walk the beach without windbreakers
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ZZS reveals shocking truth: foreigners drive without exams like Liepāja residents walk the beach without windbreakers

The Green and Farmers Union has decided that third-country drivers must take exams after six months, as the current system creates more chaos than Liepāja beach during a storm.

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airBaltic Unfazed by Fuel Prices - Zilberts Promises to Keep Flying Until Bond Money Runs Out
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airBaltic Unfazed by Fuel Prices - Zilberts Promises to Keep Flying Until Bond Money Runs Out

While fuel prices are shooting up like pucks at Liepāja's ice hall, airBaltic management reassures - we won't cancel flights, no matter what happens.

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Traditional Spring Show Returns to Raiņa Street: 'Liepāja Formula 1'
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Traditional Spring Show Returns to Raiņa Street: 'Liepāja Formula 1'

Construction work will resume on Raiņa Street on Monday, transforming the main street into a slalom course where 30 km/h is the new speed record.

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126 traffic accidents occurred in Latvia on Thursday — Liepāja wonders why so few
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126 traffic accidents occurred in Latvia on Thursday — Liepāja wonders why so few

126 traffic accidents with nine injured occurred nationwide, while in Liepāja residents are already used to cars colliding even in parking lots.

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Kurzeme Reveals Secret Winter Recipe — Sprinkle Salt on Ice and Hope for the Best
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Kurzeme Reveals Secret Winter Recipe — Sprinkle Salt on Ice and Hope for the Best

While Riga is still pondering whether to leave the house, Kurzeme is already heroically battling icy roads, deploying 60 units of equipment.

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Government Gives Million to Half-Wits So Buses Don't Stop at Gas Stations
Transport

Government Gives Million to Half-Wits So Buses Don't Stop at Gas Stations

Regional carriers will receive 1.5 million euros to be able to continue driving the same route they drove yesterday.

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Nissan Driver on Zemnieku Street Demonstrates That His Navigation Is as Precise as the Sound of Holy Trinity Cathedral's Organ
Transport

Nissan Driver on Zemnieku Street Demonstrates That His Navigation Is as Precise as the Sound of Holy Trinity Cathedral's Organ

A local driver decided that a road sign and building facade were much more interesting route points than the regular roadway.

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