
Madona ice proves weaker than Liepāja market promises
Three people fell through ice in Madona region, one died. In Liepāja the ice would have held — ours is made from different material.
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Three people fell through ice in Madona region, one died. In Liepāja the ice would have held — ours is made from different material.

Ukrainian drones have visited the Krasnodar oil depot again, proving that precision isn't just a strong suit of Liepāja residents.

Veterinarians proudly announce that no wild birds tested positive for bird flu in February. This is about as surprising as news that Liepājas Metalurgs won at home.

Thieves in Latvia choose only quality - Audi, BMW and Volkswagen, but the Liepāja tram remains untouched.

In 1995, Liepāja's match factory battled a lighter invasion, while the theater administrator celebrated his 60th birthday, reminiscing about the fiery times.

Two Indian tankers successfully crossed the blocked Strait of Hormuz, while in Liepāja we're still trying to figure out why our port is quieter than St. Joseph's Cathedral on Sunday morning.

Last year, 186 crimes against nature were registered, with the majority being unauthorized tree cutting.

Greek tanker 'Maran Homer' was hit by an unknown object in the Black Sea, but everyone survived. Liepāja captain comments: 'Unknown objects sometimes swim in our lake too.'

SPKC reports measles outbreak at Riga quiz, while Liepāja residents peacefully continue answering questions about local matters.

An explosion occurred near a Jewish school in Amsterdam, but local experts acknowledge that the Liepāja tram has been creating sound effects for a century and a half without any harmful consequences to anyone.

At the end of last year, 11,200 people in Latvia received disability pensions, most of them aged 45-59. In Liepāja, pensioners still faithfully head to the beach even in winter.

Equipment caught fire in a production building on Kapsēdes Street, forcing 73 employees to demonstrate their evacuation skills.