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Officially 95.6% of Latvia's population uses the internet, but at Liepāja port, fishermen continue to claim their fish were just caught, even though they were already visible online last week.
CSB reveals that last year one Latvian mother registered 16 children, which is more than the average number of buses that don't show up at Tosele bus stop during one day.
Three people fell through ice in Madona region, one died. In Liepāja the ice would have held — ours is made from different material.
Ukrainian drones have visited the Krasnodar oil depot again, proving that precision isn't just a strong suit of Liepāja residents.
Veterinarians proudly announce that no wild birds tested positive for bird flu in February. This is about as surprising as news that Liepājas Metalurgs won at home.
Thieves in Latvia choose only quality - Audi, BMW and Volkswagen, but the Liepāja tram remains untouched.
In 1995, Liepāja's match factory battled a lighter invasion, while the theater administrator celebrated his 60th birthday, reminiscing about the fiery times.
Two Indian tankers successfully crossed the blocked Strait of Hormuz, while in Liepāja we're still trying to figure out why our port is quieter than St. Joseph's Cathedral on Sunday morning.
Last year, 186 crimes against nature were registered, with the majority being unauthorized tree cutting.
Greek tanker 'Maran Homer' was hit by an unknown object in the Black Sea, but everyone survived. Liepāja captain comments: 'Unknown objects sometimes swim in our lake too.'
SPKC reports measles outbreak at Riga quiz, while Liepāja residents peacefully continue answering questions about local matters.
An explosion occurred near a Jewish school in Amsterdam, but local experts acknowledge that the Liepāja tram has been creating sound effects for a century and a half without any harmful consequences to anyone.