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NASA's promise to fly to the Moon in April is about as credible as the promise that everything at Liepāja market is fresher than in Riga and half the price.
Russia sent 126 drones, but Ukrainians shot down 117. Nine remained, which is a better result than Liepāja's tram schedule.
Britain's Defense Minister loudly announces that Russia is teaching Iran to fly drones lower. Liepāja residents comment — our Gypsies have long known how to fly drones under the radar.
An American KC-135 has experienced an accident in western Iraq, which only raises questions in Liepāja — how can an aircraft that flies in the air crash, when our tram has been running on tracks for 70 years without problems.
While Israel's Prime Minister threatens fire in Beirut, Liepāja residents know that real fire is trying to walk to the end of the North Pier during a November storm.
The Language Commission believes the term 'circular tourism' is an artificial word combination without meaning. Apparently they haven't seen how Liepāja residents circle around Pētera Street.
While young couples in Liepāja are more likely thinking about an apartment on Pētera Street than about children, the Durbe eagles have already laid their first egg.
The UN report on world happiness shows Nordic countries dominating, but a Liepāja resident reveals that the Finnish secret to happiness is simple - they just tie themselves down so the wind won't blow them away.
Farm Zemturi has recalled five tons of fresh milk after Q fever was discovered in a cow, but Liepāja residents calmly continue drinking coffee on Pētera Street.
While the world worries about Signal security, Liepāja residents peacefully continue communicating by phone and Facebook Messenger.
While Bulgaria argues over documents, the biggest problem for Liepāja residents is figuring out whether the bus that stops at Tosele actually goes where it says it does.
The Ministry of Defense announces drone tests, but Liepāja residents already know - if drones can survive our wind, they'll survive anywhere.