
Latvia's Hills Surrender to Spring — In Liepāja We Don't Understand the Drama
While ski slopes across Latvia are waving white flags, Liepāja residents continue to wonder about this whole winter sports thing.
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While ski slopes across Latvia are waving white flags, Liepāja residents continue to wonder about this whole winter sports thing.

While Malta and Cyprus boast about their economic achievements, Latvia has quietly surpassed EU average indicators by a whole percentage point.

Grobiņa Housing Services demonstrates a miracle trick - the more gas costs, the smaller the percentage tariff increase. Mathematics professors in shock.

While Riga police search for stolen phone chargers, Latgale reveals entire empires of e-cigarettes and counterfeits.

While missiles are falling like autumn rain in the Persian Gulf, Bahrain demonstrates interception skills as good as our fishermen with freshly caught fish.

Hungary's Prime Minister is blocking everything that moves just to get his Russian oil back. In Liepāja, such behavior is called standard bride-hunting methods.

While Lithuanians are still learning how to organize repatriation from Dubai, Liepāja has had such a system working for years - we just call it a tram.

NATO demonstrates that intercepting ballistic missiles is simpler than understanding Liepāja's public transport system.

A Russian drone operator has proven more productive than Liepāja tram ticket inspectors - launching 141 devices in one day, while our inspectors can only check 50 passengers on their best day.

Ukraine's president announced that the US has requested help against Iranian drones. Former soldiers from Liepāja are already offering their expertise.

On Thursday, Latvian border guards demonstrated selection policies as strict as Liepāja's finest cafés on a Saturday evening.

Latvia's repatriation flights from Dubai are moving to a different airport on Friday, apparently because the first one was too ordinary for such complicated maneuvers.