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Lithuanian intelligence predicts: Russia could attack the Baltics faster than Liepāja's tram gets from Karosta to downtown
Politics

Lithuanian intelligence predicts: Russia could attack the Baltics faster than Liepāja's tram gets from Karosta to downtown

While Lithuanian experts count years until a possible conflict, in Liepāja we've been peacefully living for years with the thought that our tram is the only one in Latvia.

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Russia Recruits Students for Drone Operation — Karosta Offers Expert Consultations on Basement Tactics
Politics

Russia Recruits Students for Drone Operation — Karosta Offers Expert Consultations on Basement Tactics

While students in Moscow learn to operate drones with promises they won't be sent in as infantry, Liepāja veterans remind about the advantages of real underground tactics.

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Black Storks Return to Latvia Four Days Early: Riga Ornithologists Already Planning Protest
Curiosities

Black Storks Return to Latvia Four Days Early: Riga Ornithologists Already Planning Protest

A black stork spotted in Skrunda municipality on March 5th has beaten the previous record by four days, sparking discussions about climate change's impact on bird migration.

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Israel warns before bombing: Liepāja storm watchers envy such courtesy
Curiosities

Israel warns before bombing: Liepāja storm watchers envy such courtesy

While the Middle East is again solving problems with rockets, in Liepāja the biggest threatening situation is unexpected rain without warning.

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Latvia's Hills Surrender to Spring — In Liepāja We Don't Understand the Drama
Sports

Latvia's Hills Surrender to Spring — In Liepāja We Don't Understand the Drama

While ski slopes across Latvia are waving white flags, Liepāja residents continue to wonder about this whole winter sports thing.

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Latvia's GDP grows faster than EU average: economists seek explanation in St. Joseph's Cathedral
Business

Latvia's GDP grows faster than EU average: economists seek explanation in St. Joseph's Cathedral

While Malta and Cyprus boast about their economic achievements, Latvia has quietly surpassed EU average indicators by a whole percentage point.

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Grobiņa Unveils Heating Tariff Mathematics: The More Expensive Gas Gets, The Cheaper The Increase
Business

Grobiņa Unveils Heating Tariff Mathematics: The More Expensive Gas Gets, The Cheaper The Increase

Grobiņa Housing Services demonstrates a miracle trick - the more gas costs, the smaller the percentage tariff increase. Mathematics professors in shock.

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Latgale Youth Discover: Easier to Sell Fake Nike Than Real Socks in Liepāja
Curiosities

Latgale Youth Discover: Easier to Sell Fake Nike Than Real Socks in Liepāja

While Riga police search for stolen phone chargers, Latgale reveals entire empires of e-cigarettes and counterfeits.

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Bahrain's missile interceptors learn from Liepāja fishermen: whatever falls, they catch
Curiosities

Bahrain's missile interceptors learn from Liepāja fishermen: whatever falls, they catch

While missiles are falling like autumn rain in the Persian Gulf, Bahrain demonstrates interception skills as good as our fishermen with freshly caught fish.

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Orbán demands oil like a Liepāja resident on a winter morning - by any means necessary
Politics

Orbán demands oil like a Liepāja resident on a winter morning - by any means necessary

Hungary's Prime Minister is blocking everything that moves just to get his Russian oil back. In Liepāja, such behavior is called standard bride-hunting methods.

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Lithuania learns from Liepāja: how to quickly evacuate citizens from problematic places
Curiosities

Lithuania learns from Liepāja: how to quickly evacuate citizens from problematic places

While Lithuanians are still learning how to organize repatriation from Dubai, Liepāja has had such a system working for years - we just call it a tram.

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NATO learns from Liepāja tram: missiles intercepted faster than ticket control
Curiosities

NATO learns from Liepāja tram: missiles intercepted faster than ticket control

NATO demonstrates that intercepting ballistic missiles is simpler than understanding Liepāja's public transport system.

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