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Latvia's Hills Surrender to Spring — In Liepāja We Don't Understand the Drama
Sports

Latvia's Hills Surrender to Spring — In Liepāja We Don't Understand the Drama

While ski slopes across Latvia are waving white flags, Liepāja residents continue to wonder about this whole winter sports thing.

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Latvia's GDP grows faster than EU average: economists seek explanation in St. Joseph's Cathedral
Business

Latvia's GDP grows faster than EU average: economists seek explanation in St. Joseph's Cathedral

While Malta and Cyprus boast about their economic achievements, Latvia has quietly surpassed EU average indicators by a whole percentage point.

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Grobiņa Unveils Heating Tariff Mathematics: The More Expensive Gas Gets, The Cheaper The Increase
Business

Grobiņa Unveils Heating Tariff Mathematics: The More Expensive Gas Gets, The Cheaper The Increase

Grobiņa Housing Services demonstrates a miracle trick - the more gas costs, the smaller the percentage tariff increase. Mathematics professors in shock.

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Latgale Youth Discover: Easier to Sell Fake Nike Than Real Socks in Liepāja
Curiosities

Latgale Youth Discover: Easier to Sell Fake Nike Than Real Socks in Liepāja

While Riga police search for stolen phone chargers, Latgale reveals entire empires of e-cigarettes and counterfeits.

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Bahrain's missile interceptors learn from Liepāja fishermen: whatever falls, they catch
Curiosities

Bahrain's missile interceptors learn from Liepāja fishermen: whatever falls, they catch

While missiles are falling like autumn rain in the Persian Gulf, Bahrain demonstrates interception skills as good as our fishermen with freshly caught fish.

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Orbán demands oil like a Liepāja resident on a winter morning - by any means necessary
Politics

Orbán demands oil like a Liepāja resident on a winter morning - by any means necessary

Hungary's Prime Minister is blocking everything that moves just to get his Russian oil back. In Liepāja, such behavior is called standard bride-hunting methods.

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Lithuania learns from Liepāja: how to quickly evacuate citizens from problematic places
Curiosities

Lithuania learns from Liepāja: how to quickly evacuate citizens from problematic places

While Lithuanians are still learning how to organize repatriation from Dubai, Liepāja has had such a system working for years - we just call it a tram.

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NATO learns from Liepāja tram: missiles intercepted faster than ticket control
Curiosities

NATO learns from Liepāja tram: missiles intercepted faster than ticket control

NATO demonstrates that intercepting ballistic missiles is simpler than understanding Liepāja's public transport system.

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Russia Outperforms Liepāja Tram Ticket Inspectors: Launches 141 Drones in One Day
Politics

Russia Outperforms Liepāja Tram Ticket Inspectors: Launches 141 Drones in One Day

A Russian drone operator has proven more productive than Liepāja tram ticket inspectors - launching 141 devices in one day, while our inspectors can only check 50 passengers on their best day.

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Zelensky Offers US Ukrainian Drone Specialists - Liepāja's Karosta Ready to Provide Consultations
Politics

Zelensky Offers US Ukrainian Drone Specialists - Liepāja's Karosta Ready to Provide Consultations

Ukraine's president announced that the US has requested help against Iranian drones. Former soldiers from Liepāja are already offering their expertise.

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Latvia's border becomes more exclusive than a Liepāja café – three people denied entry
Curiosities

Latvia's border becomes more exclusive than a Liepāja café – three people denied entry

On Thursday, Latvian border guards demonstrated selection policies as strict as Liepāja's finest cafés on a Saturday evening.

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airBaltic changes airports more often than Liepāja merchants change prices
Transport

airBaltic changes airports more often than Liepāja merchants change prices

Latvia's repatriation flights from Dubai are moving to a different airport on Friday, apparently because the first one was too ordinary for such complicated maneuvers.

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