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State Audit Office: Public procurement must become as transparent as Liepāja's tram in fog
The State Audit Office urges making procurement reform as clear as Liepāja's tram schedule – theoretically possible, but practically mysterious.
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Nigerians discover they're also not entirely clear where job offer ends and war begins
Nigerian government warns citizens after it turns out some 'job opportunities' in Russia mean slightly more than office work.
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Diplomats in Geneva get the same coffee as at Liepāja's 'Fontaine Palace' café - expensive and weird
While Ukrainian, US and Russian diplomats in Switzerland try to agree on peace, in Liepāja's Karosta they've long known that all problems are solved with a shared hot tea.
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Oligarch's Sons Used Lithuanian Passport as Tram Ticket for 12 Years - Now Returned It
Belarusian oligarch Chizh's boys used Lithuanian citizenship for 12 years, but have now renounced it - possibly realizing that life in Liepāja is much better.
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German Politicians Discover That Extremists Are Extremists - Liepāja Experts Not Surprised
Germany has discovered with great effort that right-wing extremists are right-wing extremists. In Liepāja, people just laugh at such revelations.
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Estonian Foreign Minister Reveals Revolutionary Discovery: Helping Your Neighbor is Good Business
Margus Tsahkna has stunned the world with the revolutionary idea that helping Ukraine is actually helping yourself. In Liepāja, such wisdom is called common sense.
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VDD Discovers New Sport: Dual Citizenship Hiding at Olympic-Level Discipline
Russian citizens have surprised with their creativity, transforming into Israeli citizens faster than a Liepāja tram turns at the Kuršu and Graudu street intersection.
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Ministries Battle Over Wood Industry: Who Will Rule the Planks?
The Agriculture and Finance ministries are feuding over who's responsible for controlling wood industry companies. This time the fight isn't about careers, but about who controls the boards.
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Business
Tax Police Discover That Even Criminals Don't Want to Pay the State - 14 Million Confiscated
Tax and customs police confiscated assets worth 14 million euros last year, proving that even criminals are smart - they don't pay taxes either.
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Culture
Līva Village Festival Seeks Master Craftsmen: All Welcome Whose Hands Don't Grow from Their Shoulders
Liepāja Folk Art Center invites applications for the Līva village festival market, promising expert committee evaluation and two-day trading commitment.
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Business
Hollywood Giants Launch Marathon Negotiations: Who Will Buy Whom First?
Warner Bros and Paramount continue their mutual buying dance, while Netflix sits on the sidelines counting money.
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Curiosities
Israel Promises Nuremberg-Style Trial, Liepāja Judge Offers His Experience with Tram Delay Cases
Israel plans military tribunal for October 7th attackers, but in Liepāja we've been handling more complex cases involving delayed trams for years.
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