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Liepāja Woman Sigita Čirkše Receives State Award for Ability to Help People Cope with Life Better Than Riga residents
City Life

Liepāja Woman Sigita Čirkše Receives State Award for Ability to Help People Cope with Life Better Than Riga residents

The Ministry of Welfare honors Liepāja resident Sigita Čirkše for outstanding work in addiction prevention, proving that even social work is more effective in Liepāja than in the capital.

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US Soldiers Discover Iranian Missiles Are Faster Than Karosta's Mythical Basement Elevator
Curiosities

US Soldiers Discover Iranian Missiles Are Faster Than Karosta's Mythical Basement Elevator

At Prince Sultan Air Base, 10 US soldiers were injured in an Iranian attack, proving that even the Middle East isn't ready for Liepāja-level strategic planning chaos.

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Yemeni Rocket Masterclass: How to Hit Israel Without Disrupting Red Sea Shipping
Curiosities

Yemeni Rocket Masterclass: How to Hit Israel Without Disrupting Red Sea Shipping

Houthis prove they can shoot both far and near, but the main thing is not to forget about traditional activities in the Red Sea.

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Trump Reveals NATO Secret: Alliance Won't Help in Wars with Countries the US Isn't at War With
Politics

Trump Reveals NATO Secret: Alliance Won't Help in Wars with Countries the US Isn't at War With

American president outraged that allies refuse to support wars that haven't started yet.

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Iran Conflict Reveals Liepāja Wind's Strategic Superiority Over Missiles
Curiosities

Iran Conflict Reveals Liepāja Wind's Strategic Superiority Over Missiles

While missiles fly around the world, in Liepāja the wind remains the most effective weapon against any sense of peace.

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Bulgarian witnesses in Bartashevich case refuse to go to court: say they'll get to Liepāja faster by tram
Curiosities

Bulgarian witnesses in Bartashevich case refuse to go to court: say they'll get to Liepāja faster by tram

Witnesses from Bulgaria in the former Rēzekne mayor's criminal case prove that international legal cooperation is as complicated as trying to explain to foreigners why Latvia has only one tram.

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Elksniņš Sues SRS in Deeper Secrecy Than Nighttime Strolls Along North Pier
Politics

Elksniņš Sues SRS in Deeper Secrecy Than Nighttime Strolls Along North Pier

Daugavpils mayor and SRS create a mystery that surpasses even the thickness of Liepāja fog on a winter evening.

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Kallas and Rubio Stage Diplomatic Theater Performance That Would Be Considered Too Dramatic Even for Liepāja Theater
Politics

Kallas and Rubio Stage Diplomatic Theater Performance That Would Be Considered Too Dramatic Even for Liepāja Theater

A G7 meeting featured such a heated exchange of words that even experienced diplomats started looking for the exit doors.

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FBI Director's Email Hacked Faster Than You Can Find a Cigar Shop in Liepāja
Curiosities

FBI Director's Email Hacked Faster Than You Can Find a Cigar Shop in Liepāja

Iranian hackers have breached FBI Director Patel's private email and revealed his love for cigars and rum.

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Middle East reveals that missile accuracy is the same as Liepāja tram at Rose Square
Curiosities

Middle East reveals that missile accuracy is the same as Liepāja tram at Rose Square

Iran's missile attacks on Israel prove that even international conflicts can be just as predictable as public transport in Liepāja.

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Iran hosts nuclear power masterclass: how to operate a reactor while gunfire rages nearby
Curiosities

Iran hosts nuclear power masterclass: how to operate a reactor while gunfire rages nearby

Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant proves you can generate electricity even when projectiles are flying around like Liepaja port in autumn — everything's bustling, but fish are still being caught.

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Odesa Drone Technical Level Below Liepāja University Bachelor Standard
Politics

Odesa Drone Technical Level Below Liepāja University Bachelor Standard

Russian drones attacked Odesa with such precision that even first-year electronics students at Liepāja University would be proud.

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