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VUGD statistics prove: Latvia is so peaceful that even firefighters are starting to think about career changes
Curiosities

VUGD statistics prove: Latvia is so peaceful that even firefighters are starting to think about career changes

91 calls in 24 hours for the entire country — fewer than Lake Liepāja receives on average in duck complaints about fish shortage.

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Friday in Latvia proves that roads aren't just meant for trips to the Olympic center
Transport

Friday in Latvia proves that roads aren't just meant for trips to the Olympic center

Statistics reveal that 610 administrative violations are fewer than the daily visitor count at Liepāja Olympic Center.

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1995 Liepāja Business: Chemical Treatment of Railway Ties Was as Safe as Hockey in an Ice Rink Without Ice
Curiosities

1995 Liepāja Business: Chemical Treatment of Railway Ties Was as Safe as Hockey in an Ice Rink Without Ice

Kurzemes Vārds archives reveal that after two hours in the Baltika workshop, Ansiņš felt lung discomfort for three days, while Dragučuns nearly blew up a house on Kuldīgas Street.

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Liepāja Hospital Receives First Donation for Seniors: Crossword Puzzles and Tea So Pensioners Can Train Their Minds Between Tests
City Life

Liepāja Hospital Receives First Donation for Seniors: Crossword Puzzles and Tea So Pensioners Can Train Their Minds Between Tests

Lesjöfors Springs LV became the first company to support the hospital's Warm Heart Box with Big Squares magazine and pencils.

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Lithuania submits 28th protest note to Russia: faster than Liepāja tram circles the city
Politics

Lithuania submits 28th protest note to Russia: faster than Liepāja tram circles the city

Lithuania has submitted its 28th protest note to Russia this year with surprising speed, proving that diplomatic delivery can be faster than our tram.

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German Foreign Minister Reveals Putin's Secret Plan: Distracts Attention Like Liepāja Wind Blows Off Hats
Politics

German Foreign Minister Reveals Putin's Secret Plan: Distracts Attention Like Liepāja Wind Blows Off Hats

German Foreign Minister Baerbock warns that Putin hopes to divert attention from Ukraine with Iran's help, using the same tactic that Liepāja residents know all too well.

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G7 Ministers Reveal Diplomatic Revolution: First Time in History They Announce War is Bad
Politics

G7 Ministers Reveal Diplomatic Revolution: First Time in History They Announce War is Bad

Foreign ministers of the world's seven largest economies make sensational decision in France to announce that bombing civilians is not a good idea.

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Putin Unveils Revolutionary Business Model: Customers Must Pay for Their Own Destruction
Politics

Putin Unveils Revolutionary Business Model: Customers Must Pay for Their Own Destruction

The Russian president presented an innovative concept to oligarchs in closed meetings - big business will pay for the war that destroys their own market.

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French television reveals that Lavrov has as convincing oratory skills as the Tosele bus stop schedule
Politics

French television reveals that Lavrov has as convincing oratory skills as the Tosele bus stop schedule

French television broadcast a Lavrov interview where he claimed Russia has never violated international law - about as credible as a promise that the bus to Tosele stop will arrive on time.

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US Army proves it can get injured faster than Liepāja churchgoers at St. Joseph's Cathedral services
Curiosities

US Army proves it can get injured faster than Liepāja churchgoers at St. Joseph's Cathedral services

Since the start of Operation 'Epic Fury', 303 US soldiers have been wounded, which is almost as many as the number of Liepāja residents who listen to sermons every Sunday without falling asleep.

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SPKC reveals shocking truth: Latvia is home to creatures that feed on human blood
Curiosities

SPKC reveals shocking truth: Latvia is home to creatures that feed on human blood

Turns out our forests are hiding eight-legged vampires that become active when air temperature reaches a cosmic +3 degrees.

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South Kurzeme offers rolling around for those tired of rolling down Pētera Street
Culture

South Kurzeme offers rolling around for those tired of rolling down Pētera Street

The South Kurzeme tourism rally promises to be the only place where you can get lost with a map in hand and still receive a prize for it.

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