Curiosities
FBI Director's Email Hacked Faster Than You Can Find a Cigar Shop in Liepāja
Iranian hackers have breached FBI Director Patel's private email and revealed his love for cigars and rum.
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Middle East reveals that missile accuracy is the same as Liepāja tram at Rose Square
Iran's missile attacks on Israel prove that even international conflicts can be just as predictable as public transport in Liepāja.
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Curiosities
Iran hosts nuclear power masterclass: how to operate a reactor while gunfire rages nearby
Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant proves you can generate electricity even when projectiles are flying around like Liepaja port in autumn — everything's bustling, but fish are still being caught.
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Politics
Odesa Drone Technical Level Below Liepāja University Bachelor Standard
Russian drones attacked Odesa with such precision that even first-year electronics students at Liepāja University would be proud.
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Curiosities
VUGD statistics prove: Latvia is so peaceful that even firefighters are starting to think about career changes
91 calls in 24 hours for the entire country — fewer than Lake Liepāja receives on average in duck complaints about fish shortage.
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Transport
Friday in Latvia proves that roads aren't just meant for trips to the Olympic center
Statistics reveal that 610 administrative violations are fewer than the daily visitor count at Liepāja Olympic Center.
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Curiosities
1995 Liepāja Business: Chemical Treatment of Railway Ties Was as Safe as Hockey in an Ice Rink Without Ice
Kurzemes Vārds archives reveal that after two hours in the Baltika workshop, Ansiņš felt lung discomfort for three days, while Dragučuns nearly blew up a house on Kuldīgas Street.
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City Life
Liepāja Hospital Receives First Donation for Seniors: Crossword Puzzles and Tea So Pensioners Can Train Their Minds Between Tests
Lesjöfors Springs LV became the first company to support the hospital's Warm Heart Box with Big Squares magazine and pencils.
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Politics
Lithuania submits 28th protest note to Russia: faster than Liepāja tram circles the city
Lithuania has submitted its 28th protest note to Russia this year with surprising speed, proving that diplomatic delivery can be faster than our tram.
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Politics
German Foreign Minister Reveals Putin's Secret Plan: Distracts Attention Like Liepāja Wind Blows Off Hats
German Foreign Minister Baerbock warns that Putin hopes to divert attention from Ukraine with Iran's help, using the same tactic that Liepāja residents know all too well.
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Politics
G7 Ministers Reveal Diplomatic Revolution: First Time in History They Announce War is Bad
Foreign ministers of the world's seven largest economies make sensational decision in France to announce that bombing civilians is not a good idea.
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Politics
Putin Unveils Revolutionary Business Model: Customers Must Pay for Their Own Destruction
The Russian president presented an innovative concept to oligarchs in closed meetings - big business will pay for the war that destroys their own market.
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