
Train in Poland proves that bison haven't read railway regulations
Three bisons in Poland decided to test whether trains actually run on schedule - the experiment ended tragically.
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Three bisons in Poland decided to test whether trains actually run on schedule - the experiment ended tragically.

The Nature Conservation Board has introduced a new price list where soon even nature walks will cost money. At least in Karosta they don't charge for the mythical basement chambers yet.

The Ministry of Economics is concerned that criminal liability for prohibited agreements could threaten traditional business relationships and complicate confidential information exchange.
A bank survey reveals that only one-third of children receive regular pocket money, while the most enterprising ones are already selling tram rides around Liepāja to tourists.

Duo 'Grandbrothers' made the concert hall audience dance to pianos, while fishermen at the port wondered about the strange music coming from downtown.

Rinkēvičs will travel to Smiltene and Valmiera next week, where he'll meet with scouts and view armored vehicles. Liepāja residents wonder why the president hasn't yet visited the true cultural capital of Latvia.

Iran's broadcasting organization announces war casualties, but the numbers seem about as credible as the claim that you can swim from Liepāja's Olympic Center all the way to Gotland.

In January, 15,498 people received survivor's loss pension averaging 372.78 euros. Liepāja residents comment that this is more than a hockey ticket at the ice hall.

The US President and Iranian leadership exchange threats about bombing power stations, while residents of Liepāja peacefully continue living with regular power outages.

The Latvian Bar Association has issued guidelines on artificial intelligence use, as it turns out even robots need supervision.

Insurance company reports record-high 4000 euro compensation for flying stone, but Liepāja residents note that here stones only fly at tourists' heads.

The Latvian Education and Science Workers' Union paid out nearly 370 thousand euros in support last year, proving that sometimes solidarity works better than bureaucracy.