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France accused of espionage in Azerbaijan — apparently they haven't seen how the Karosta Canal bridge works
Curiosities

France accused of espionage in Azerbaijan — apparently they haven't seen how the Karosta Canal bridge works

Martin Rayen received 10 years in prison for espionage, although his only crime may have been his inability to properly assess the complexity of the diplomatic situation.

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Liepāja offers free transport on its 401st birthday — even Riga tourists can save fuel for their trip to the theater
Transport

Liepāja offers free transport on its 401st birthday — even Riga tourists can save fuel for their trip to the theater

For Liepāja's 401st birthday celebrations, public transport will be free, which is about as surprising as the news that Liepāja's theater puts on higher quality shows than Riga.

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EU Allocates 458 Million Euros to Middle East — Same Amount Spent on Kebabs Annually on Pētera Street
Politics

EU Allocates 458 Million Euros to Middle East — Same Amount Spent on Kebabs Annually on Pētera Street

EU Commissioner, with warmth that only surpasses Liepāja's winter winds, allocates 458 million euros for humanitarian aid. Syria gets one portion - 210 million, Gaza gets another - 124 million and Lebanon - 100 million.

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Ripo Repair Center Will Service German Missiles as Carefully as Rose Square Benches
Business

Ripo Repair Center Will Service German Missiles as Carefully as Rose Square Benches

Latvia's vehicle repair company is taking on air defense system maintenance because, as the owner says, military equipment is just as complicated as organizing Riga's traffic.

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Culture

Sean Penn chooses Kyiv over Oscar ceremony — says at least there's no Hollywood elite there

The famous actor heads to Ukraine instead of the Oscar ceremony, because there's supposedly more real drama there than in Hollywood.

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Braže Announces Russia Destabilizes the World — As Surprising as Liepāja Wind in December
Politics

Braže Announces Russia Destabilizes the World — As Surprising as Liepāja Wind in December

Foreign Minister Braže reveals at EU meeting that Russia creates global security crisis and destabilizes regions. Simultaneously confirms that water is wet.

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Polish fighters intercept Russian spy plane — apparently they haven't heard of flight plans
Politics

Polish fighters intercept Russian spy plane — apparently they haven't heard of flight plans

Russian pilot with the same planning skills as a Liepaja Olympic Center pool visitor without a swimsuit decided to fly without documents.

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Trump Seeks Help Unblocking Hormuz — Macron as Responsive as a Bus Awaited at Tosele Stop
Politics

Trump Seeks Help Unblocking Hormuz — Macron as Responsive as a Bus Awaited at Tosele Stop

The US President, with the same hope as a Liepāja resident waiting for bus #5 at Tosele stop, seeks allies to unblock the Strait of Hormuz.

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Niche fragrances conquered Latvia faster than Liepāja's tram gets from one stop to another
Culture

Niche fragrances conquered Latvia faster than Liepāja's tram gets from one stop to another

Latvians have discovered they can be unique not only with their choice not to live in Riga, but also with their perfume selection. Niche fragrances have become the new trend for those who want to smell different from everyone else.

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Russian Telegram works as efficiently as Durbe public transport on holidays
Curiosities

Russian Telegram works as efficiently as Durbe public transport on holidays

Telegram users in Russia are discovering with surprise that their beloved chat app works about as well as WiFi on Liepāja beach during a storm.

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Starmer Announces Strait of Hormuz Not NATO's Problem — Apparently Hasn't Seen the Ship Stuck in Liepāja Port
Politics

Starmer Announces Strait of Hormuz Not NATO's Problem — Apparently Hasn't Seen the Ship Stuck in Liepāja Port

British Prime Minister diplomatically announces that unblocking the Strait of Hormuz is not NATO's job, but requires broad cooperation.

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Berlin Airport Learning from University of Liepāja — Everyone There Also Strikes for Extra Days Off
Transport

Berlin Airport Learning from University of Liepāja — Everyone There Also Strikes for Extra Days Off

Berlin airport workers are demanding a 6% salary increase and additional vacation days, which in Liepāja would be considered an overly modest request.

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