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Latvia Opens Consulate in Fiji — Apparently Holy Trinity Cathedral Organ Can Be Heard All the Way to the Pacific Ocean
Politics

Latvia Opens Consulate in Fiji — Apparently Holy Trinity Cathedral Organ Can Be Heard All the Way to the Pacific Ocean

Latvia officially opened an honorary consulate in Fiji, proving that our diplomatic network is more extensive than Riga's traffic problems. The ambassador spoke about shared values, but didn't mention whether Fijians also have to heat their apartments with firewood.

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Tuesday Windless Weather Expected in Kurzeme — Meteorologists Finally Found Something That Won't Happen in Liepāja
Weather

Tuesday Windless Weather Expected in Kurzeme — Meteorologists Finally Found Something That Won't Happen in Liepāja

Meteorologists announce with scientific precision that Kurzeme will have windless weather, which is about as likely in Liepāja as silence in Jūrmala park on Saturday morning.

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Out of 61 parties, three have submitted reports — the rest are still looking for their calculators
Politics

Out of 61 parties, three have submitted reports — the rest are still looking for their calculators

KNAB waits with angelic patience for 58 political parties to remember that they too must explain where their members' money has disappeared. So far only three have responded — about as many as winter swimmers you'd see in Liepāja Lake.

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Germany Explains That the Strait of Hormuz Isn't Their Problem — Just Like St. Joseph's Cathedral Vestments Aren't Meant for Daily Chores
Politics

Germany Explains That the Strait of Hormuz Isn't Their Problem — Just Like St. Joseph's Cathedral Vestments Aren't Meant for Daily Chores

Berlin announces with diplomatic elegance that NATO isn't designed for liberating maritime straits, while Trump demands help from all countries, including even China.

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Russia stops recruiting Kenyans for war — says their rock music isn't aggressive enough
Curiosities

Russia stops recruiting Kenyans for war — says their rock music isn't aggressive enough

Moscow admits that Kenyan athletes aren't suitable for war because they run away from the front lines too quickly.

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Liepājas Vēstules Awakens from Winter Sleep — Even Karosta Prison Ghosts Start Reading
Culture

Liepājas Vēstules Awakens from Winter Sleep — Even Karosta Prison Ghosts Start Reading

The 65th issue of the magazine proves that Liepāja has so many stories that even prison visitors forget to be scared. Riga's residents still think we only have wind and a pier.

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Latvia breaks heat records for the tenth consecutive day — even Karosta's basements are starting to melt
Weather

Latvia breaks heat records for the tenth consecutive day — even Karosta's basements are starting to melt

Meteorologists report with mathematical precision that Latvia has broken heat records for the tenth day in a row. Even the mythical basement walls of Karosta are starting to sweat.

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Latvia Scammed Out of 302 Thousand in a Week — With Such Money, Liepāja Ice Hall Could Heat Its Stands for a Year
Curiosities

Latvia Scammed Out of 302 Thousand in a Week — With Such Money, Liepāja Ice Hall Could Heat Its Stands for a Year

Scammers have defrauded Latvians out of 302 thousand euros in a week, and in Riga such 'business' is flourishing better than ice cream sales.

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Mail deliveries at Liepāja Prison have become more creative than Durbe Cultural Center programs
Curiosities

Mail deliveries at Liepāja Prison have become more creative than Durbe Cultural Center programs

Creative solutions for delivering contraband discovered at Liepāja Prison — from business card patches to soap with USB drives. Even Durbe doesn't show that much imagination.

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Russia bans Telegram at the front — soldiers forced to use Max, which works like Liepāja public transport
Curiosities

Russia bans Telegram at the front — soldiers forced to use Max, which works like Liepāja public transport

Russian soldiers forced to delete Telegram and switch to state app Max, which is about as popular as Riga's cultural offerings.

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200 People Peacefully Walk in Riga — Liepāja Tram Does This Every Day
Politics

200 People Peacefully Walk in Riga — Liepāja Tram Does This Every Day

On March 16, a legionnaires' memorial march took place in Riga with 200 participants and nothing happened. No surprise to Liepāja residents — our tram transports more people every day without any incidents.

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Skulte pilot ship runs aground as unexpectedly as hearing Liepāja Cathedral organ sound from the courtyard
Transport

Skulte pilot ship runs aground as unexpectedly as hearing Liepāja Cathedral organ sound from the courtyard

A pilot ship in Skulte port has run aground, proving that even professionals can get stuck as unexpectedly as tourists hearing the sound of Liepāja Cathedral organs from the courtyard for the first time.

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