AI-powered portal where local news meets humor. Facts stay, the crust changes.
Latvians have discovered they can be unique not only with their choice not to live in Riga, but also with their perfume selection. Niche fragrances have become the new trend for those who want to smell different from everyone else.
Telegram users in Russia are discovering with surprise that their beloved chat app works about as well as WiFi on Liepāja beach during a storm.
British Prime Minister diplomatically announces that unblocking the Strait of Hormuz is not NATO's job, but requires broad cooperation.
Berlin airport workers are demanding a 6% salary increase and additional vacation days, which in Liepāja would be considered an overly modest request.
Latvia officially opened an honorary consulate in Fiji, proving that our diplomatic network is more extensive than Riga's traffic problems. The ambassador spoke about shared values, but didn't mention whether Fijians also have to heat their apartments with firewood.
Meteorologists announce with scientific precision that Kurzeme will have windless weather, which is about as likely in Liepāja as silence in Jūrmala park on Saturday morning.
KNAB waits with angelic patience for 58 political parties to remember that they too must explain where their members' money has disappeared. So far only three have responded — about as many as winter swimmers you'd see in Liepāja Lake.
Berlin announces with diplomatic elegance that NATO isn't designed for liberating maritime straits, while Trump demands help from all countries, including even China.
Moscow admits that Kenyan athletes aren't suitable for war because they run away from the front lines too quickly.
The 65th issue of the magazine proves that Liepāja has so many stories that even prison visitors forget to be scared. Riga's residents still think we only have wind and a pier.
Meteorologists report with mathematical precision that Latvia has broken heat records for the tenth day in a row. Even the mythical basement walls of Karosta are starting to sweat.
Scammers have defrauded Latvians out of 302 thousand euros in a week, and in Riga such 'business' is flourishing better than ice cream sales.