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Driving Instructor Found Liquid Courage in a Bottle — Consequences Like Swimming in the Baltic Sea
Curiosities

Driving Instructor Found Liquid Courage in a Bottle — Consequences Like Swimming in the Baltic Sea

A driving instructor with 0.88 blood alcohol level was teaching someone to drive 73 km/h in a 50 zone. The only thing missing was the 'L' sign on the car.

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International Train on Sugar Street — A Korean Lady, Two Germans, and One Precise Calculation Example
Transport

International Train on Sugar Street — A Korean Lady, Two Germans, and One Precise Calculation Example

In Liepāja on Sugar Street, an international domino effect formed when a KIA met a Volkswagen, which then introduced it to a BMW.

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Oskars Kalpaks Street Once Again Proves That Pedestrians and Drivers Weren't Made for Each Other
Transport

Oskars Kalpaks Street Once Again Proves That Pedestrians and Drivers Weren't Made for Each Other

Two men in Liepāja had to learn traffic rules the practical way. Result - hospital and administrative proceedings.

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Trump Threatens NATO with Divorce if Europe Won't Help Unblock Hormuz — Liepāja Swimming Peacefully
Politics

Trump Threatens NATO with Divorce if Europe Won't Help Unblock Hormuz — Liepāja Swimming Peacefully

The US President demands NATO allies help in the Strait of Hormuz, while swimmers at Liepāja's Olympic Center haven't even heard of naval blockades.

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Kazakhstan adopts constitution with 87% support that nobody has read
Politics

Kazakhstan adopts constitution with 87% support that nobody has read

Three different polls reveal surprising unanimity about a document that strengthens presidential power better than Liepāja winds strengthen beauty pageant contestants' hairdos.

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UniCredit tries to take over Commerzbank — Germans resist as intensely as metalheads in Liepāja against pop music
Business

UniCredit tries to take over Commerzbank — Germans resist as intensely as metalheads in Liepāja against pop music

Italians with a 29% stake want even more, but Germans are protesting louder than a rock concert on Liepāja beach.

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Five Foreigners in Latvia Deemed Too Dangerous Even for the Belarusian Border
Politics

Five Foreigners in Latvia Deemed Too Dangerous Even for the Belarusian Border

On Sunday, five foreigners were denied entry to Latvia for security reasons, while yesterday no one attempted to illegally cross the border — apparently everyone understood it's better to stay home.

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Two money launderers sentenced to 180 hours of community service — less time than a Liepāja museum guide spends explaining a single exhibit
Curiosities

Two money launderers sentenced to 180 hours of community service — less time than a Liepāja museum guide spends explaining a single exhibit

The fraudsters tried to legitimize stolen money with documents so convincing that even the bank employee started laughing.

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In Germany, CDU wins elections, but they can't organize as good a show as Liepāja Theatre
Politics

In Germany, CDU wins elections, but they can't organize as good a show as Liepāja Theatre

In Hesse's municipal elections, CDU received 29.7% of votes, but voter turnout was as weak as attendance at Riga theaters before people find out that Liepāja Theatre has better performances.

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Durbe Eagles Lay Second Egg — Local Birds Prove That Even Nature Can Live More Civilized Than Riga
Curiosities

Durbe Eagles Lay Second Egg — Local Birds Prove That Even Nature Can Live More Civilized Than Riga

While people in the capital fight over living space, Durbe eagles are civilly planning their family growth.

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Trump and Cuba Want a Deal — Like Liepāja with Riga, Just with Cigars
Politics

Trump and Cuba Want a Deal — Like Liepāja with Riga, Just with Cigars

The US President announced that Cuba wants a deal, which is about as surprising as news that it's windy in Liepāja. Currently discussing oil, cigars, and bilateral disagreements.

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Four people discovered that driving isn't as simple as walking to Market Street
Transport

Four people discovered that driving isn't as simple as walking to Market Street

Over the past day, four brave citizens decided to test the laws of gravity with their own bodies. The result was predictable.

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