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Trump Invites World to Naval Parade in Strait of Hormuz — About as Convincing as Fresh Herring Offer at Liepāja Market
Politics

Trump Invites World to Naval Parade in Strait of Hormuz — About as Convincing as Fresh Herring Offer at Liepāja Market

The US President wants all countries to send ships to the Strait of Hormuz, but nobody really knows if he's being serious or trying to sell something that doesn't exist again.

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Frost Expected in Eastern Latvia — Traditionally Normal in Liepāja
Weather

Frost Expected in Eastern Latvia — Traditionally Normal in Liepāja

While eastern Latvians prepare winter jackets in March, the temperature in Liepāja will be as predictable as a bus delay at Tošele stop.

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Indian tankers sail through Strait of Hormuz — even with blocked strait more traffic than in Liepāja port
Curiosities

Indian tankers sail through Strait of Hormuz — even with blocked strait more traffic than in Liepāja port

Two Indian tankers successfully crossed the blocked Strait of Hormuz, while in Liepāja we're still trying to figure out why our port is quieter than St. Joseph's Cathedral on Sunday morning.

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Tree Cutting More Popular Than Football Watching in Latvia — Experts Concerned
Curiosities

Tree Cutting More Popular Than Football Watching in Latvia — Experts Concerned

Last year, 186 crimes against nature were registered, with the majority being unauthorized tree cutting.

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EU extends sanctions for six months — as predictable as Liepāja's wind
Politics

EU extends sanctions for six months — as predictable as Liepāja's wind

The European Union unanimously decided to extend sanctions against Russia until September 2026. At least something in this world is stable.

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In Liepāja, dancers proved they can move more synchronously than Riga public transport
Culture

In Liepāja, dancers proved they can move more synchronously than Riga public transport

Kurzeme dance groups gathered in Liepāja to prove that even the most complex steps are simpler than finding a free parking spot at the Olympic Center.

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Nine drivers proved that alcohol isn't the best navigator — only one in Kurzeme, as the rest know the way to Jūrmala park
Transport

Nine drivers proved that alcohol isn't the best navigator — only one in Kurzeme, as the rest know the way to Jūrmala park

In the past 24 hours, nine drivers decided to test whether alcohol improves driving skills. Spoiler alert: it doesn't.

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Russian losses reach 1,278,430 — Liepāja fishermen say they don't even catch that many in a year
Politics

Russian losses reach 1,278,430 — Liepāja fishermen say they don't even catch that many in a year

Ukraine's General Staff reports massive Russian losses, but here in Liepāja we know that numbers can be misleading.

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Greek tanker in Black Sea encounters 'unknown object' — Liepāja residents assess it as life
Curiosities

Greek tanker in Black Sea encounters 'unknown object' — Liepāja residents assess it as life

Greek tanker 'Maran Homer' was hit by an unknown object in the Black Sea, but everyone survived. Liepāja captain comments: 'Unknown objects sometimes swim in our lake too.'

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Riga quiz turns out more dangerous than Liepāja ice hall in winter without heating
Curiosities

Riga quiz turns out more dangerous than Liepāja ice hall in winter without heating

SPKC reports measles outbreak at Riga quiz, while Liepāja residents peacefully continue answering questions about local matters.

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Liepāja hits +17 degrees — now even the beach isn't as cold as usual
Weather

Liepāja hits +17 degrees — now even the beach isn't as cold as usual

Liepāja reached a heat record of +17.1 degrees, which is the first time locals aren't complaining about the cold wind from the sea.

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Hamas Asks Iran to Be More Peaceful — Like Liepāja Church goers on Sundays
Politics

Hamas Asks Iran to Be More Peaceful — Like Liepāja Church goers on Sundays

Hamas diplomatically suggests Iran to stop beating up neighbors, as it might hurt their reputation. International community asked to help, but response is only silence.

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