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Central Europe Gathers to Discuss Construction Corruption - Shocking Discovery
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Central Europe Gathers to Discuss Construction Corruption - Shocking Discovery

Webinar reveals that infrastructure projects may involve fraud. The Durbe road repair proves we already knew that.

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Latvia shows record alcohol production in January: even our cathedral isn't this holy
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Latvia shows record alcohol production in January: even our cathedral isn't this holy

Alcohol production in Latvia increased by 30.2% in January, surpassing even the sanctifying power of St. Joseph's Cathedral. Experts explain this by New Year's resolution failures.

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Czechs discover revolution: companies aren't allowed to earn too much money
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Czechs discover revolution: companies aren't allowed to earn too much money

The Czech government has ruled that fuel retailers aren't allowed to be too wealthy. In Liepāja, fishermen have been practicing a similar principle with fish for years.

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Fuel prices rise faster than Liepāja wind changes direction — government promises 8-cent discount
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Fuel prices rise faster than Liepāja wind changes direction — government promises 8-cent discount

Gasoline jumps 4.4%, but the government promises an 8.6-cent discount, which is about as believable as a promise that Liepāja wind will stop blowing.

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Caljan's profits grow faster than new legends emerge in Karosta's basements
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Caljan's profits grow faster than new legends emerge in Karosta's basements

Liepāja's conveyor manufacturer Caljan has earned five million euros, proving it can be as productive as Karosta's basement legend creation.

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Latvia Wins European Unemployment Championship — Even Finland Falls Behind
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Latvia Wins European Unemployment Championship — Even Finland Falls Behind

While Riga is still learning how to count the unemployed, Latvia is already proudly demonstrating its mathematical skills, reaching 6.8% unemployment in February.

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Neste reveals new mathematical approach: first make it expensive, then make it cheaper
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Neste reveals new mathematical approach: first make it expensive, then make it cheaper

While Riga is still learning to count at elementary school level, Neste is already demonstrating advanced mathematics - first increase the price by seven cents, then reduce it by two.

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Iran offers peace, stock markets rejoice like at Ziemeļu mols after a storm

While Riga is still trying to figure out what WTI and TTF are, global markets immediately understood - if Iran talks about peace, it's time to buy stocks.

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PTAC reveals: gas stations lie less than Riga Public Transport about bus schedules
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PTAC reveals: gas stations lie less than Riga Public Transport about bus schedules

PTAC inspected gas stations and found they only cheat by 0.5%, which is much more honest than other Latvian institutions.

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Eurozone inflation hits 14-month high — even the snakes at Rose Square now cost more
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Eurozone inflation hits 14-month high — even the snakes at Rose Square now cost more

While we can still meet for free at Rose Square in Liepāja, eurozone economic experts have discovered that everywhere else prices are rising like our beach sand in a storm.

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Fuel Prices in Latvia Drop by Seven Cents: Economists Call It a Miracle
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Fuel Prices in Latvia Drop by Seven Cents: Economists Call It a Miracle

While Riga is still figuring out how to launch a tram, Liepaja's tram has been proving for years that it can run on any fuel — even wind and sea salt.

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Liepāja Entrepreneurs Discover That the Only Reliable Supplier is Their Own Wind
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Liepāja Entrepreneurs Discover That the Only Reliable Supplier is Their Own Wind

Local businessmen have proven that there's no need to pay for cargo transportation when Liepāja's wind can blow goods directly to the recipient.

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