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Taiwan Opposition Leader Promises to Build Bridge to Peace — Liepāja Says: Start with a Regular Bridge
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Taiwan Opposition Leader Promises to Build Bridge to Peace — Liepāja Says: Start with a Regular Bridge

Gena Livuna wants to meet with Xi Jinping to build a symbolic bridge between Taiwan and China. Karosta Canal comments: first learn to build regular bridges.

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Latvian soldiers flee Iraq faster than tourists from Karosta Prison night tours
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Latvian soldiers flee Iraq faster than tourists from Karosta Prison night tours

NATO is withdrawing its forces from Iraq, and our boys are already home, probably saying that the Middle East is hotter than a Liepāja summer.

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VARAM State Secretary Suspended — Proved That Information Technologies Really Are Smart
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VARAM State Secretary Suspended — Proved That Information Technologies Really Are Smart

Balševics suspended from office after it turned out he was sharing classified information faster than news about concerts at Rose Square.

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Hungary Has Become Europe's Toseles Stop — Everyone Knows It Exists, But Nobody Wants to Stop There
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Hungary Has Become Europe's Toseles Stop — Everyone Knows It Exists, But Nobody Wants to Stop There

EU leaders have started bypassing Hungary in diplomatic talks because Orbán has been leaking confidential information to Russia for years. Now he's like that friend nobody tells secrets to anymore.

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Trump postpones bombing until Friday — Iran can keep brewing tea for now
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Trump postpones bombing until Friday — Iran can keep brewing tea for now

The US president has decided to give Iran the weekend to finish peace talks in the Middle East.

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Pistorius stays in his position as firmly as Liepāja Metalurgs fans in their stands
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Pistorius stays in his position as firmly as Liepāja Metalurgs fans in their stands

German Defense Minister Pistorius announced he won't leave his post, even though the SPD's defeat in state elections was as painful as a Metalurgs home loss.

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State Promises to Help the Poor with New Way to Monitor Their Accounts — in 2027
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State Promises to Help the Poor with New Way to Monitor Their Accounts — in 2027

The Ministry of Finance announced that the needy will no longer have to run around banks for statements — the state will peek into their accounts itself. Digitalization always comes with a price.

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President Proposes Switch to Stone Age Technology — Count Votes with Fingers
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President Proposes Switch to Stone Age Technology — Count Votes with Fingers

After IT corruption revelations, Rinkēvičs calls for manual vote counting in 2026 elections, as computers are apparently unreliable.

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DVI fined municipalities for data leak, but in Liepāja the wind also blows away password sheets
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DVI fined municipalities for data leak, but in Liepāja the wind also blows away password sheets

Thirty-six municipalities received a slap on the wrist for data leaks, while in Liepāja the wind has been blowing away all documents for years.

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Vitkov: Progress Made in Florida - At Least There's No Need to Talk About Heating Fuel
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Vitkov: Progress Made in Florida - At Least There's No Need to Talk About Heating Fuel

Ukraine's Foreign Minister reports progress in Florida talks, where the main achievement is that nobody complained about the cold.

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21 people arrested in IT procurement group – even more than at a Liepāja rock concert
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21 people arrested in IT procurement group – even more than at a Liepāja rock concert

State police have arrested 21 people in a fraud case involving IT procurements worth 1.5 million euros. In Liepāja they'd say: finally someone organized a bigger event than us!

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Hungarian Minister Turns Out to Be Best EU Informant Since Liepāja North Pier Storm Watchers
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Hungarian Minister Turns Out to Be Best EU Informant Since Liepāja North Pier Storm Watchers

Szijjártó has been calling Lavrov for years during breaks, narrating EU meetings like a radio commentator covering football.

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