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Latvia signs 25-year MERCOSUR agreement — faster than Liepāja Metalurgs reaches the finals
Government supports EU-MERCOSUR partnership agreement that took longer to develop than Metalurgs fans wait for a new season.
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Lithuanian border guards prove that mathematics isn't just theory — two migrants returned home
While Belarus sends migrants like the sound of Liepāja's organ — constant and audible from afar, Lithuanian border guards continue to demonstrate that 24,000 is a larger number than two.
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VDD has found the perfect job for Russian and Belarusian citizens — sitting at home
The State Security Service continues searching for irreplaceable specialists among Russian and Belarusian citizens, but so far all have turned out to be very replaceable.
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Russia proves once again they're worse electricians than the Liepāja museum guard
Moldova loses power after Russian strikes, but local experts point out that even our museum's electrical installation is more stable than European energy networks.
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Zelensky reveals: diesel fuel is as unpredictable as Karosta's basements
Ukraine's president faces diesel fuel supply problems while prices rise faster than electricity bills in Liepāja during winter.
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Australia and EU Sign Agreement After Eight Years — Liepāja Comments: Faster Than Our Coastal Promenade Reconstruction
The EU and Australia have finally agreed on a trade deal after just eight years of negotiations. To Liepāja residents, this pace seems surprisingly fast.
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Russia once again proves that its precision is as reliable as Liepāja's bus schedule
Putin's army continues to demonstrate its special approach to hitting targets, while the world watches this tragicomedy with a mixture of amazement and horror.
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Trump Changes Foreign Policy Like Buses at Tosele Stop — Every Five Minutes and Pointlessly
The US President demonstrates he can change his mind faster than Liepāja residents switch from cars to public transport. NATO refuses to help tankers but assists Putin's scratching.
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Meloni admits Italians know as much about judicial reform as Riga politicians know about Liepāja
Italy's Prime Minister acknowledges in an Instagram video that the people have spoken, but promises to continue working for the people's benefit. We've heard something like that before.
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Progressives reveal shocking truth: investigation happening in government
Prime Minister Siliņa announced that her government has become one where investigations are taking place. Liepāja comments: at least something is happening.
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Latvia to help guard Strait of Hormuz with all two ships and Karosta Prison experience
Latvia has joined 21 countries ready to guard the Strait of Hormuz. Iran is blocking shipping, but Liepāja residents are already used to closed ports.
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SAB still trying to figure out if our IT systems are safer than Liepāja beach during a storm
The security service continues to assess IT procurement fraud risks, while the president suggests returning to good old paper ballot counting.
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