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Vance Heads to Hungary – Orbán Hopes America Will Finally Understand Friendship
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Vance Heads to Hungary – Orbán Hopes America Will Finally Understand Friendship

US Vice President J.D. Vance plans to visit Hungary before the April elections to support Viktor Orbán. Liepāja residents ask – why isn't he coming to visit us?

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Serbia Issues Free Fuel, But We're Still Waiting for the Bus at Tosele Stop

Serbia's president almost gives up the state budget so residents can drive cheaper. In Liepāja we're thinking - maybe they also have a Tosele bus stop?

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Orbán Puts His Foot Down and Threatens to Put Even More Feet Down
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Orbán Puts His Foot Down and Threatens to Put Even More Feet Down

Hungarian Prime Minister Orbán reveals he has more cards in his hand than there are stones on Liepāja beach.

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Poland says 'no' to Lithuanian shooting party — afraid of the noise
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Poland says 'no' to Lithuanian shooting party — afraid of the noise

Lithuania wants to build a military training ground near the Polish border, but the neighbors have diplomatically declined — saying it's too loud.

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Russia Loses More Soldiers Than There Are Water Containers in Liepāja Olympic Center
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Russia Loses More Soldiers Than There Are Water Containers in Liepāja Olympic Center

Media calculations show that more than 204,000 Russian invaders have fallen in Ukraine. That's almost as many times as we've counted Putin's promises about victory parades.

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Latvia Freezes 160 Oligarch Assets — Even More Than Hidden in Karosta's Basements
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Latvia Freezes 160 Oligarch Assets — Even More Than Hidden in Karosta's Basements

FID announces that Latvia has frozen assets belonging to 160 sanctioned entities, including oligarch Fridman and a Jurmala sanatorium.

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Siliņa Reveals Revolutionary Plan: In Europe You'll Be Able to Register a Company as Fast as Catching a Liepāja Tram
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Siliņa Reveals Revolutionary Plan: In Europe You'll Be Able to Register a Company as Fast as Catching a Liepāja Tram

Prime Minister announces digital miracles and emission trading flexibility, but in Liepāja we've been practicing simple living for years.

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Czech Republic Squanders Defense Money Like Karosta Bridge Repairmen - President Signs Budget with Tears in Eyes
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Czech Republic Squanders Defense Money Like Karosta Bridge Repairmen - President Signs Budget with Tears in Eyes

Czech President Pavel has signed a budget that meets NATO requirements about as well as the Karosta Canal bridge serves traffic flow.

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US Once Again Saves Serbia from Fuel Shortage — In Liepāja They'd Say: Like a First Date with Your Ex
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US Once Again Saves Serbia from Fuel Shortage — In Liepāja They'd Say: Like a First Date with Your Ex

Americans have once again granted Serbia sanctions relief, because without oil, protests would start in Belgrade that would be louder than the organ at Holy Trinity Cathedral.

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US Marines Rush on Urgent Business Trip - Liepāja Rockers Say: 'Need More Guitars, Fewer Tanks'
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US Marines Rush on Urgent Business Trip - Liepāja Rockers Say: 'Need More Guitars, Fewer Tanks'

Americans are rushing 2,200 Marines to the Middle East, while Liepāja thinks conflicts are better resolved with rock concerts.

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In Venezuela, military leadership changes more often than Liepāja city council decisions about Karosta prison
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In Venezuela, military leadership changes more often than Liepāja city council decisions about Karosta prison

Rodrigesa replaces military leadership while Trump says from the sidelines that he's practically running the country himself. Karosta comments: "At least tourists pay to get into our prison."

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Brussels Tries to Determine How Old You Need to Be to Understand That TikTok Is Stupid
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Brussels Tries to Determine How Old You Need to Be to Understand That TikTok Is Stupid

EU leaders have decided that children need protection from social networks, but so far nobody knows how to do it.

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