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European countries have promised safe shipping in Hormuz, but only after a ceasefire — about as practical a solution as promising good weather after the rain stops falling.
Israeli Prime Minister announces that Iran has become weaker than ever, while people in Liepāja wonder if he shouldn't attend some good drama classes.
In seven locations, nobody wants to form councils, but the rest have already started debating budget possibilities, which sounds about as thrilling as a math exam.
Slovenians complain about secret recordings and foreign interference, while in Liepāja all conflicts are resolved at Liepāja Beach by building sand castles.
The Danish army has deployed explosives in Greenland to prevent US aircraft from landing, while in Liepāja we peacefully continue selling fresh produce.
The Progressives want to ban adults in positions of power from forming intimate relationships with 16-18 year old youth.
Zelensky sends his best team to the US to prove that Ukrainians can talk not only about warfare, but also about peace.
Police have detained 21 people who thought state money grows on trees and can simply be plucked. In Liepāja, they just smile at such foolishness.
The Belarusian leader proves that diplomacy is simple: invite an American representative over for tea, chat about peace, and release half a thousand people.
Government representatives admit that developing a strategy is as complicated as agreeing on whether to watch Liepāja Metallurg games standing or sitting.
Ministry of Justice concludes after six-year study that people without money cannot afford expensive lawyers.
The Defense Ministry has purchased missiles for 91 million euros that can shoot 185 kilometers away. Liepāja is thinking about where to best place them.