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Abu Meri's income has dropped so dramatically that even the Liepāja Museum looks like a profitable business
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Abu Meri's income has dropped so dramatically that even the Liepāja Museum looks like a profitable business

Health Minister Abu Meri's income has decreased by 5%, but he still has properties in Beirut and a Ford Mustang. Local experts explain that this is normal.

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Sprūds admits: while drone was exploding in Krāslava, he was thinking whether to wake everyone up or wait until three more fall
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Sprūds admits: while drone was exploding in Krāslava, he was thinking whether to wake everyone up or wait until three more fall

Defense Minister explains why cell broadcast wasn't activated: it's supposedly hard to distinguish a drone from a bird, cloud, or neighbor's homemade rocket.

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Baltic States Demand More Money for Drone Catching — Propose Liepāja Ice Hall as Training Base
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Baltic States Demand More Money for Drone Catching — Propose Liepāja Ice Hall as Training Base

Following drone incidents, Baltic states want EU and NATO money for air defense, as current measures aren't enough to even catch Ukrainian drones.

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Parliament Discovers Revolutionary Method: Prices Can Be Reduced by Law
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Parliament Discovers Revolutionary Method: Prices Can Be Reduced by Law

Latvian deputies have figured out how to defeat economics with mathematics – simply reduce taxes and wait for a miracle.

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Rezekne Deputies Discover New Form of Democracy: Non-Election
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Rezekne Deputies Discover New Form of Democracy: Non-Election

Rezekne City Council chooses not to change the traditional order and leave the mayor's position vacant, as the problem of two chairmen seems more complicated than one who's been removed.

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NATO reveals that security costs more than Liepāja's entire annual budget
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NATO reveals that security costs more than Liepāja's entire annual budget

NATO allies have spent 574 billion dollars on defense, proving that money can buy everything except peace. In Liepāja, such sums could buy the entire Pētera Street with all the houses.

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US Discovers That Sanctions Against Belarus Worked About as Well as Liepāja's Tram in Winter
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US Discovers That Sanctions Against Belarus Worked About as Well as Liepāja's Tram in Winter

Americans have decided that potash salt is more important than politics, while Lukashenko releases political prisoners as a Christmas gift.

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Parliament Decides to Spend 5% of GDP on Defense While Liepāja Still Can't Fix One Canal Bridge
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Parliament Decides to Spend 5% of GDP on Defense While Liepāja Still Can't Fix One Canal Bridge

83 MPs voted that the state needs billions for defense, but no one remembered that the Karosta canal bridge has been dividing the city for years and creating drama every day.

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Trump Claims He Doesn't Want a Deal While Publicly Demanding a Deal
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Trump Claims He Doesn't Want a Deal While Publicly Demanding a Deal

The US President spent 90 minutes explaining why he doesn't want what he obviously wants. In Liepāja, they call this kind of logic diplomacy.

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Prosecutors Start Feeding Their Own Systems While Hacker Hasn't Shut Down Their Computers Yet
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Prosecutors Start Feeding Their Own Systems While Hacker Hasn't Shut Down Their Computers Yet

After the IT scandal, the prosecutor's office decided to check their own systems, because, as it turns out, they haven't thought about whether someone could hack their computers too.

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JEF countries struggle to detect drones, but Liepāja fishermen have long known all flying objects
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JEF countries struggle to detect drones, but Liepāja fishermen have long known all flying objects

While Europe spends billions searching for drones, our port veterans can distinguish a drone from a seagull with a single glance. They even know when fish were just caught, not to mention flying objects.

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Merkel reveals: Ukraine already so smart that Taurus missiles are unnecessary
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Merkel reveals: Ukraine already so smart that Taurus missiles are unnecessary

German Chancellor has proven that the best way to avoid delivering what was promised is to claim the other party is already too good for it.

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