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Chile proves: politics can be even more unstable than Liepāja's tram
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Chile proves: politics can be even more unstable than Liepāja's tram

Chile's president first supported, then withdrew support for the ex-president for a UN position. Even our tram doesn't change direction that quickly.

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Deputāti atkal pierāda: vienīgā drošā investīcija ir nedrošības sajūta
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Deputāti atkal pierāda: vienīgā drošā investīcija ir nedrošības sajūta

Saeimas komisija trešdien atklāja, ka politiķiem ir ārkārtīgi grūti pateikt 'jā' jebkam, kas varētu uzlabot cilvēku dzīvi.

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Sprūds Cuts Short Ukraine Visit to Consult on Why Drones Don't Fall in Liepāja
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Sprūds Cuts Short Ukraine Visit to Consult on Why Drones Don't Fall in Liepāja

Defense Minister urgently returns home after drone incidents, while Liepāja residents still wait for some unmanned aircraft to crash near them too.

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Latvia sends note to Russia: do you know where your drones are?
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Latvia sends note to Russia: do you know where your drones are?

While Riga tries to figure out what a diplomatic note is, Latvia has already sent Russia a letter about lost drones.

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Lille beats Liepāja in customs business competition we didn't even participate in
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Lille beats Liepāja in customs business competition we didn't even participate in

While nine cities fought for the EU customs agency, Liepāja peacefully counted its containers at the port.

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Brussels Unveils Revolutionary Idea: Money Can Be Given Quickly If There's a War
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Brussels Unveils Revolutionary Idea: Money Can Be Given Quickly If There's a War

The European Commission surprises with a brilliant discovery - bureaucracy can be shortened if weapons are needed. In Liepāja they've long known that quick action happens when a fisherman says the fish was just caught.

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Wood Industry Support Becomes Criminal Case: Rock Musicians in Liepāja Worried About Guitar Future
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Wood Industry Support Becomes Criminal Case: Rock Musicians in Liepāja Worried About Guitar Future

The Prosecutor's Office begins investigation into wood industry support scheme, while Liepāja musicians worry whether there will still be anything to make guitars from.

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Orbán reveals the art of gas hoarding: 'We do it just like Liepāja does with sunny days'
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Orbán reveals the art of gas hoarding: 'We do it just like Liepāja does with sunny days'

Hungary's Prime Minister announces gas supply cuts to Ukraine, claiming that stockpiling is better than sharing.

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Parliament discovers fingers are safer than computers — Riga still doesn't know what fingers are

Latvian politicians make revolutionary decision to return to traditional technology known since the Stone Age.

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Zelensky Reports: Russia Still Doesn't Know When to Stop, Just Like Tourists in Liepāja
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Zelensky Reports: Russia Still Doesn't Know When to Stop, Just Like Tourists in Liepāja

Ukraine's president reveals the shocking truth - Russia doesn't intend to end the war, which is about as surprising as the news that water is wet.

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US Offers Iran 15-Point Plan: Return Uranium and Promise to Be Peaceful
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US Offers Iran 15-Point Plan: Return Uranium and Promise to Be Peaceful

Americans have prepared a 15-point list for Iran, with the main demand being to return all enriched uranium and promise never to make bombs again.

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Lukashenko heads to North Korea to look for friends — apparently there aren't enough at Independence Square
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Lukashenko heads to North Korea to look for friends — apparently there aren't enough at Independence Square

The Belarusian dictator reveals that even he sometimes needs company, so he's heading to Pyongyang to learn new dictatorship skills and share experiences.

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